Ali Sturge

Pie for breakfast 🇨🇦🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇮🇷

[Ali Sturge @AlisonSturge]

@FranzLabDuke No lie, when my oldest was 98-99 lbs, we went to Royal Gorge, CO. Giant pancake breakfast they ate pushed them just to the 100# minimum required to ride the zip line. So they were 1-2% pancake flying through the air.

[Ali Sturge @AlisonSturge]

@TheGurglingCod AAA, plus the app that already has the login information saved

Bottled water and granola bars

I realize it’s summer, but a space blanket

[Ali Sturge @AlisonSturge]

@NoContextBrits M4 is how you get 2 Wales in a Mini

[Ali Sturge @AlisonSturge]

@oldenoughtosay Chocolate covered strawberries showcase neither the chocolate nor the berries. Neither component is best served at fridge temps. They’re always sweaty and falling apart.

Full size sedans are underrated

Freezer door ice makers suck.

[Ali Sturge @AlisonSturge]

@C_nMcG @clhubes We used to call pants “leg sleeves”

[Ali Sturge @AlisonSturge]

@ShabanaMir1 @tamarranicole @hebagowayed I also had an awful, pushy female OB with my first. Tried to trick me into an episiotomy. Asked me, after 10 hours of laboring, if I wanted a little help. Of course I said yes! Then realized what she was talking about and back-pedaled mightily.

[Ali Sturge @AlisonSturge]

@TheRealHoarse Kingfisher is one of my favorite birds. They always look like they’re pissed somebody woke them up from their nap. 😂

[Ali Sturge @AlisonSturge]

@TheEmyLaCroix @meItingbytwice That’s just what happens when you have the same plastic surgeon

[Ali Sturge @AlisonSturge]

@957thespot
Hey I don’t know if you realize that your cranky, old-ass DJ is In favor of adult spectators of youth sports retaliating against the athletes for accidentally being hit by a ball.
Being flattened by a HS football coach is totally different but also WRONG

[Ali Sturge @AlisonSturge]

@ChefReactions That’s a $6 pound cake, $4 for each can of pie filling, $2 for the cool whip. I won’t even count the graham crackers or the STUPID can of graham cracker crumbs when she already had graham crackers. THAT’S A $30 DESSERT that nobody will eat more than a single bite of. 🤦‍♀️

[Ali Sturge @AlisonSturge]

@djbird70 @tomgara @AlecMacGillis https://t.co/zLcsCuEx8E
My name is spelled “Raymond Luxury Yacht” but it’s actually pronounced “Throat Warbler Mangrove”

[Ali Sturge @AlisonSturge]

@AnonymousAmbi @rikibeth @ask_aubry Not just an anime. Book, stage musical, later adapted to film with Fred Astaire and Leslie Caron (of Gigi fame). Such a great story line they kept making it! /s

[Ali Sturge @AlisonSturge]

@COBlackpacker Haven’t flown to DIA in ages, but 20 years ago it was quite nice. Clean, lots of options for food and waiting around. Miami is the answer here. Miami is the worst. Got stuck there for 10 hours last week and there is nothing good, either side of security.

[Ali Sturge @AlisonSturge]

@SeeCoryPlay @COBlackpacker Flew into KC in the late 90s. Was amazed my bags came on a conveyor belt directly from the plane to the gate. Crazy crazy big city airport.

[Ali Sturge @AlisonSturge]

@oldenoughtosay All the Wallops- Over, Middle and Nether. But also their neighbors Hollom Down and Catherston Stud

[Ali Sturge @AlisonSturge]

@jes_minn @oldenoughtosay There are more Wallops!! Over Wallop and Middle Wallop, and their neighbors Hollom Down and Catherston Stud

[Ali Sturge @AlisonSturge]

@KiraAfter_Dark @EuphoriTori It is also average looking white woman. But I live in Texas, so location could matter.

[Ali Sturge @AlisonSturge]

@evilpez4 Can’t cancel yet because it’s almost all the kiddo watches (that and Disney but Netflix more). Hubby and I occasionally scroll for something to watch but almost never find anything.

[Ali Sturge @AlisonSturge]

@blgtylr I should maybe add that it was popular enough to make a tv series with Sean Bean

[Ali Sturge @AlisonSturge]

@blgtylr Are you familiar with Richard Sharpe? I can’t say I recommend the series since unsurprisingly women are either proatiutws or victims or both, but men seem to like it.
https://t.co/SF13opWoez

[Ali Sturge @AlisonSturge]

@ac_reed01 @sam_d_1995 My minivan was purchased for hauling my kids and a Girl Scout troop. Then we remodeled our kitchen (to the studs and beyond) and it moved every single piece of equipment and supplies we needed. *Lots* of plywood and drywall. It’s a champ.