Alison

Daft Punk Enjoyer

[salomé @salomelonsx]

The mountains view are great

[Alison @AlisonThesedays]

i be so in love with the fake scenarios i create in my head.

[T. @izthisTyler]

Lord have mercy

[MLB @MLB]

The @BlueJays lead!

Kazuma Okamoto launches a go-ahead 3-run homer! 🔥

[AmericanPapaBear™ @AmericaPapaBear]

Update out of the UK!

The 30-year-old man who threw a 3-year-old child into a crocodile enclosure at UK zoo has been released on BAIL!

UK police also said that he is too incompetent for interview.

But let’s release him back onto the streets.

I bet anything he’s a migrant!!

[Alison @AlisonThesedays]

early bird gets the worm 🫡

[Second before disaster @NeverteIImeodd]

Oh poor boy,, he didn’t study well the physics class

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Parabéns, minha princesa! 🎂❤️🤍 4 anos cheios de alegria. O pai ama-te muito! #AngelyBella

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

What do you think? 😎

[NASA @NASA]

The countdown begins.

Teams at @NASAKennedy have arrived to their stations at the Launch Control Center. We are about 48 hours from the launch of the Artemis II mission around the Moon. https://t.co/PqaR8eyxu4

[Freya @phesbianpheal]

I consume so much queer media that sometimes I forget straight people are real

[Alison @AlisonThesedays]

I been a awfulllll little girl 😂😂😂😂

[Tee Blaqq Clipz @TeeBlaqqclipzz]

Ain't no way
Premier league too sweet abeg 😂😂😂

#EPL

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It’s fraud at scale

[✏️🌸 𝗠𝗢𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗜𝗜𝗜𝗜 🌸✏️🦴 VGEN CLOSED COMMS @mochii_draws]

I did my best

[Alison @AlisonThesedays]

Just ate shrimp, everything reminds me of him 😔😔😔

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Grok

[Alison @AlisonThesedays]

I hate 270

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Correct