Alison

🌻

[FC Halifax Town @FCHTOnline]

🥅 Goal of the Month

From range. 🤩

Congratulations to September's goal of the month winner, Ben Tollitt with his strike against Hornchurch!

#Shaymen

[🐘🏰 @BGS1877]

Why does their training ground look like a miller and carter

[The Lilacs @TheLilacsUk]

Go on then you lot….

[The Lilacs @TheLilacsUk]

Unreal night last night supporting @wearejames alongside @Reverend_Makers! Cheers for listening Scarborough x

Today we play the Dubbed Out Festival main stage at 4:30pm 💜

[Top Pitch @TopPitch]

Klopp used to do this but now he’s running out of energy 🎻

[JP @JJPalmer26]

My king. You deserved so much more. Horrendously let down by people with just a fraction of your intelligence. Won’t find a better game played no matter how many times they run this show. What a man. #TheTraitors

[Currys @currys]

Jazatha Christie is the people’s champion 👑

[CM @conormurrayTM]

Flights bound for Ireland ending up being diverted to Paris

#StormIsha

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me in Traffic: “DRIVE BITCH”

the Bitch 😩:

[FunkLip @funkomi]

Screaming, I'm in Asda and people misread the sign thinking the Pringles were 35p. They were fighting & clamoring like old school black Friday. People put whole crates on their trolley.
Now customer services is overrun with Pringles refunds 😂

[Rob @roblikesplanes]

Reason 52 why I can’t delete Facebook: a group called ‘Wetherspoons The Game!’ in which you put up a couple of photos of yourselves & explain the occasion, alongside the spoons you’re in. If you’ve got a good post, people will send you a drink. Nana doesn’t know what’s hit her 🤣

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

Are you a man or a woman? Sorry, only 63 year olds are allowed to smoke. Yeah, just another nine hours til we're in Manchester.

[The Lilacs @TheLilacsUk]

NEW SINGLE OUT FRIDAY!

HWFG 🔥

@scottantcliffe 📸

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I am a boss and secretly hate one of my staff. To be petty, I always leave their address last in the To: section of a wide-staff email. It brings me a pathetic joy.

[The Football Hub @TheFootbaIlHub]

The Ryder Cup is going off 😂🔥

[Premier League @premierleague]

Sliding into the weekend like... 😂 @petercrouch

#PLReturns | #WOLLIV

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

These give the cleanest uppercuts.

[Memecastle United @Memecastle_Utd]

#NUFC #NEWAVL #AVFC

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

When the barman asks if you want another pint

[Swearing Sports News @SwearingSport]

Kane is off to moan to the ref and forgot he doesn’t speak a fucking word of German😂