Alissa

bipedal humanoid. stress monkey. moderately badass.

[Alissa @alissa]

We warm our hands and sing and chant emphatically around a cozy fire fueled entirely by straw men.

[Alissa @alissa]

To female protagonists in romance novels everywhere:

Have some FUCKING SELF RESPECT!!!

[Alissa @alissa]

A relative recently went through a terrible tragedy and could really use a helping hand. Please consider sharing or contributing if you can.

https://t.co/a98tqoR6Il

[Alissa @alissa]

Flintstones fire alarm

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Yes, this is really what marmots sound like. Warnings for potential predators or other dangers are given, by emitting a series of loud whistles, after which members of the colony may be seen running for cover

[📹 Navarre Marshall: https://t.co/nb02tsWhiA]

[Alissa @alissa]

@cat_beltane Yeah but as a species we're pretty yucky. All those anti-depresents and artificial sweeteners.

[Alissa @alissa]

@MerriamWebster sisyphean?

[Alissa @alissa]

@worldviewdesign That's an unreasonable question.

[Alissa @alissa]

Rebel at heart

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Earth's inner core has stopped spinning in the same direction as the rest of the planet and might even be rotating the other way, a research is suggesting

[read more: https://t.co/XdIsbfalQw]

[Alissa @alissa]

@truebe Last time sounded like more fun.

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

yea hit me up we’ll cancel some plans sometime

[Alissa @alissa]

@truebe When driving across country with my mom recently we decided that seemingly similar sites were cloud factories.

[Alissa @alissa]

I strongly feel that buying a book should result in immediate understanding of its contents without the pesky step of reading it. No? Well, I'll keep trying, just in case.

[Alissa @alissa]

Earth user manual:

"It is recommended to run the planet's self-cleaning cycle every few millennia to avoid biological build-up."

Ah, now I see the problem.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

If Earth stopped spinning suddenly, the atmosphere would still be in motion with the Earth's original 1770km/h rotation speed at the equator. All of the land masses would be scoured clean of anything not attached to bedrock

[more: https://t.co/QWUXFBOI6Z]

[Alissa @alissa]

@unabridgedplath @perfectea So... what did you choose?

[Alissa @alissa]

One thing I'll say about the last seven years: It really brought people together who already agreed with each other.

[Alissa @alissa]

@truebe Where are you?

[Alissa @alissa]

@TheOutsiderHum1 @JoshuaLWatson My two favorite books in the subject (not really philosophy, but still):

https://t.co/Di1NcYXbSh

https://t.co/x0FK9J4Inr

[Alissa @alissa]

@goldman Well, I had been considering that this might be the perfect excuse to get a really cool new front door. But perhaps you're right--maybe a steampunk themed mod is the way to go.

[Alissa @alissa]

I felt really good about how the peephole I installed today is perfectly centered between the panels of my front door. That is until I realized that it's too high for me to reach.

[Helen O'Hara @HelenLOHara]

An older man in a fancy blazer, sat next to me on the train, just leaned over and said, apropos of nothing, "Excuse me, is Oslo an interesting city to visit?" He's a spy and was attempting to identify his contact, right?

[Jamie Indigo 👾 100% Human Technical SEO @Jammer_Volts]

I want to find a mentor from the security space that can help me connect the dots between SecOps and technical SEO.
Is that you?