Alissa Combs

I get half off at Mcdonalds. Go Eags.

[Alissa Combs @AlissaCombs]

A little trip down memory lane (aka MySpace) led to a dare to do this LOL! I guess some thing's never… https://t.co/vRzg95B1Ja

[relatable @byreIatable]

Boys: I like girls with curves
Girls: I like boys with class
Me: I like classes with a curve

[Alissa Combs @AlissaCombs]

The weather today was so wonderful I just had to take a selfie! 🌞🌞 https://t.co/74kxlguAe2

[Yik Yak @YikYakApp]

"Dentist: so when was the last time you flossed? Me: ummm you should know, you were there...." — University of Illinois

[Yik Yak @YikYakApp]

"Morning: move shit from chair to bed. Night: move shit from bed to chair." — University of Mary Washington

[2PumpChump @King_Lane_]

Help a brother out 😏

[Alissa Combs @AlissaCombs]

@Devin_Savage no lie, you just reminded me that tomorrow's mine and Kiefers anniversary! #WorstGirlfriendAwardGoesTo

[Yik Yak @YikYakApp]

"Got in a fist fight with my brother, I don't know how I'm gonna explain my gold and white eye at work tomorrow." — Columbia University