Ali

[Ali @AlissaJC24]

@assumptions

[Ali @AlissaJC24]

@assumptions Hahaha please continue this thread forever, I’m thoroughly enjoying it

[Ali @AlissaJC24]

@chelseabelsito Hahahahah noooooooo😂

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

Freed at last

[Ali @AlissaJC24]

@assumptions us today😂 https://t.co/eWZ7phZVum

[Ali @AlissaJC24]

Can I not just mindlessly browse through social media without getting coerced into buying 12 different shampoos, flat tummy tea, a fabfitfun box, and magic acne cream??? Jeeeeeesus

[Ali @AlissaJC24]

Imagine actually having to pull out a road map and pay attention to signs???? Yikes

[Ali @AlissaJC24]

Forever my favourite video https://t.co/MEbJ3ri9y4

[Kaitlyn Bristowe @kaitlynbristowe]

Living in apartment is scary. You’re just putting trust in so many strangers to not leave candles burning, ovens or curling irons on.... ya know?

[Ali @AlissaJC24]

I was going to make a tail for my bear costume but......

[Blake Lively @blakelively]

Happy birthday, baby.

[Ali @AlissaJC24]

I wanted to patent this idea years ago damnit

[Ali @AlissaJC24]

I just want my own house flipping show on HGTV, is that so much to ask?????

[Ali @AlissaJC24]

Last year I thought the panda game was a Desiigner concert that everyone was coming to Ottawa for.....🤷🏽‍♀️

[Ali @AlissaJC24]

@assumptions you https://t.co/KgeppHH2Fc

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

You're acting like you're mad he won't fuck you or something. "Fine don't come over. I'm going to bed." https://t.co/J0oTmHitlj

[Ali @AlissaJC24]

Safe to say this was the best day of my life😫 I've never been so obsessed with something ughh

[Ali @AlissaJC24]

I strictly want a sun roof in my car so I can flip off all the shit drivers, it just looks way more badass

[Ali @AlissaJC24]

You don't realize how quickly food goes bad until you're living on your own damnit where's my family of 4 when you need 'em 💸👉🏼🚽