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send help

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@mrgnvns Okay true. My two passions in life

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Literally my only passion in life is opening jars for my girlfriend

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Bahamas makes music for people who think they’re too cool to listen to Norah Jones (this is a compliment. Norah Jones slaps.)

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Acrylic wants what cashmere has

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Any time I see a fucked up little freak my first thought is always “wow that looks just like my dog”

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@mrgnvns Thank you. I tried my best to capture his essence

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@mrgnvns

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@jkac I’d go crazy if I “wasn’t allowed” to eat meat, but at this point I think of it less as a staple and more as a special lil treat. Taking the “you can’t/shouldn’t” temptation and guilt away made it way easier for me mentally to just.. make something else, if that makes sense

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@jkac For me the key was figuring out a few easy satisfying staple recipes that didn’t have any meat that I was genuinely excited about and then riffing from there. Also not making it an immediate switch and easing into incorporating more beans/lentils/tofu/etc!

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@OgLakyn Thrift store suck now tbh :( Even the difference from a few years ago when I started thrifting to now is actually shocking, and it’s wild it’s only going to get worse

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The maritimer urge to figure out if you know someone they know the second they mention the east coast

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@politicaIesbian Truly

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@politicaIesbian Right? It’s really starting to feel like these types of people see “being oppressed” as a sign of being Morally Good, so they gotta grasp at some straws to feel bad and thus validated as Good People? idk. Regardless it’s bizarre

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@politicaIesbian I want to live in whatever little fantasy world they’ve created where lesbians are universally beloved, respected, and celebrated constantly

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@emilydawnlove Our milkman gave us the commercial rate because my family of five went through a truly INSANE amount of milk

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@lobbyspider The adventures of Paul and Jessica

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@sbg_arch Ugh I’m sorry. Its so rough out there. I hope you’re able to find something that works for you!!