HR: “We're unable to increase your salary this year.”
Me: “Okay.”
HR: “We hope you understand.”
Me: “I do.”
HR: “The company is trying to control costs.”
Me: “Of course.”
HR: “We're hoping you remain committed.”
Me: “I will.”
HR: “Good.”
Me: “Can I ask one question?”
HR: “Sure.”
Me: “How much did we spend recruiting my replacement?”
She stopped typing.