Alissa Newham ♡

my life is a series of unfortunate events.

[Alissa Newham ♡ @Alissanewham]

My dad found out I have my nipples pierced today. Proud father daughter moment let me tell ya.

[Alissa Newham ♡ @Alissanewham]

@wwwbigbaldhead Hope you had a great birthday!! ✨♥️

[Alissa Newham ♡ @Alissanewham]

@JohnnyJakubows2 Creep much?? 🙄 but 2020 wasn’t bad for me like 2019 smartass boiiii.

[Alissa Newham ♡ @Alissanewham]

I don’t know about y’all but 2019 really fucking sucked. It was such a terrible, rough, long, hard year and 2020 is supposed to be better butttttt... Netflix is taking away Friends & I watch it every single day & now I can’t sooooo 2020 better turn around real fucking quick

[RUSS @russdiemon]

keep your eyes on your own journey

[Alissa Newham ♡ @Alissanewham]

I LOVE @GUBLERNATION 🥺🧡🤓

like why you gotta be so sexxxyy 😍🤤😏

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

When all else fails, light another doob

[-Hecate- @TaylorxGrey_]

There’s really people out there who like.........don’t drink water for days at a time. By choice. I’m so scared of those people.

[Lecrae @lecrae]

God is never late. We’re just impatient.

[Vic @vicccmorgan]

“I’m just gonna get gas in the morning” is one of the worst decisions you can make

[Lili Reinhart @lilireinhart]

I don’t understand why someone would be wearing jeans inside their home all day. Why would someone do that.

[Alissa Newham ♡ @Alissanewham]

@hailduemke THEY R SO UGLY!!

[Alissa Newham ♡ @Alissanewham]

@jwaltzing Omg same!! This happens to me all the time 😭😭

[Alissa Newham ♡ @Alissanewham]

@hiheyhellojade_ I love you. 💕

[Pop @PopTV]

@Alissanewham Let’s get intimate! 😉 The final season of #SchittsCreek premieres Tonight at 9/8c, only on #PopTV.

[Pop @PopTV]

You are cordially invited to the premiere of #SchittsCreek, Tuesday 9/8c only on #PopTV.

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