Aaroo💭

I Tweet My utd Stan account.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Sex first, relationship later.

If she starts giving you standards and conditions,

Bro, FOCUS ON YOUR LIFE.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Eric @amerix]

Raila was duped.

He leaves the political scene defeated and embarrased.

It doesn't pay being the 'nice guy' all the time.

#ManDay

[Harrison Mumia @harrison_mumia]

Huge betrayal. 🚮🚮🚮

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

If you are looking for a good woman to marry,

Go to the rural villages.

Get a woman raised by rural parents, especially farmers.

Less drama. Less neurotic.

Feminine and highly fertile.

You are marrying a mother to your children, not a socialite.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Aaroo💭 @AliumBroski]

@kimeto__ Been following the wrong kimeto aki🫡

[(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠) @Chelaa_03]

Unadhani hatujui ulihamia bedsitter Rongai na mnaishi na Cameraman wako, na ndugu yako alimaliza F4 last year akafeli. Wanaume three, videos unashoot kw sponsor ako Tatu city, huku ukirudi bedsitter kama dayschool, tired and hungry.

[• @RealElvo]

Njoo Wendani tupike omena baadaye unimulike matako na torch diaz

[Aaroo💭 @AliumBroski]

@Kimuzi_ Plus usote ama ukose dishi

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Nmefungua hio video ya Stivo Simple boy Kwa Basi nkaifunga mbio sana.

Naelewa mbona Andrew Kibe alisema anafaa kukatwa makende asireproduce Tena. Mbwa yeye.

[Lil Mut¡e 🇰🇪 @meshackmutie27]

Hippo siku

[Mosembe George🇰🇪 @OMosembe]

Chair for extra-judicial killings and compensation.

[Not Your Ordinary Recruiter. @JosaG_]

Ruto akawai kuwa Prezzo itabidi tu title ikuwe Commander in Thief.

[Godsent Ndoma @Godsent_Ogar]

Z. Zidane gave Belgium 🇧🇪 76 minutes to apologise for scoring first, then introduced Olise, Cherki and Doue...
And just like that, France 🇫🇷 delivered one of the biggest comebacks in Nations League history in less than 15 minutes.

[Eric @amerix]

Kenya has the worst parliament. It doesn't represent the people.

It should be occupied, dissolved, and every MP beaten like a thief.

[Calebo @CalebGirango]

That's the point. You've added darkness to 3 more countries. That's why nobody ever sees something from Togo.

[Mi_§§i_§§i_ppi_ @Mi_ssi_ssi_ppi_]

The irony of having a bulb on your username and Nigeria doesn't have electricity supply.

[Calebo @CalebGirango]

He preferred to invest where he can see his investments day and night.

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Your proximity to the wealth of white South Africans has deluded you into thinking you wield that wealth.

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

South Africans looking for black owned businesses in Johannesburg.

[steppa🔗 @Ni_Gitiro]

Nursery kids when they're taught 22 letters of the alphabets instead of 26 because ARVs are in South Africa