Bee

A triumph of nonsense.

[Bee @AlivaBianca]

*works with an egyptian freelancer for one day*
*adds to CV "Regional experience in the ME and North African region".*

[Bee @AlivaBianca]

"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." -Albert Camus

[Bee @AlivaBianca]

@Moophz hahaha très intéressant :)))

[Bee @AlivaBianca]

The beauty of physical laws https://t.co/KrBzFKwpLd

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

If people with excellent grammar are called 'Grammar Nazis' does that mean those with poor grammar are 'Grammar Jews'?

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

Freedom of speech! Unless the speech is criticism of my vile opinion, then stfu, you are censoring me.

[Penguin @AlBatrick]

#PeopleWeLostin2015

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

Going to a court in Saudi Arabia and asking for human rights is like going to a brothel in Amsterdam and asking for a virgin.

[Joseph Al-Qaeda @JihadistJoe]

Today we burn evil infidel technology & take photo of it with our smart phones....

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

Apparently, I offended my optician last week. She saw me out in town and waved at me, but I didn't notice her.

Well, whose fault is that!

[Bee @AlivaBianca]

Thorns have roses.

[Bee @AlivaBianca]

*replies to a formal email with "sorry 'bout that"*

[Bee @AlivaBianca]

@tmclebanon yeyy

[Bee @AlivaBianca]

@tmclebanon عندكن فكرة لأي ساعة مستمر الاعتصام؟ شكراً

[Bee @AlivaBianca]

"Bookmark" definition: (n) a record of data for later retrieval.
"Bookmark" my definition: (n) Cool stuff. I'll never see this again.

[Bee @AlivaBianca]

@9GAG oh looks like we're missing out on something...@Michel961

[Bee @AlivaBianca]

@Michel961 I confirm.

[Riad @EGG_CULTURE]

Hi
Bla Bla Bla Bla
Warm regards,

Re:
Can you please resend the regards at room temperature?