Roman

🤍A & A 🤍

[Roman @AlixaRoman]

Yo wassup w all these pinchos w no veggies when did everyone get so fucking lazy lol

[Roman @AlixaRoman]

My parents just living life in dr right now im so happy for them ❤️

[Roman @AlixaRoman]

Im getting old bro i spent the day at hershey park w my son and he beat my ass i cant feel my legs lmao

[Roman @AlixaRoman]

I just bought the cutest mom jeans at old navy im in love fr wowzers 🤓

[Roman @AlixaRoman]

Im convinced this cold weather is never leaving im pissed

[Roman @AlixaRoman]

Damn we pushing 30 thats crazy smh lol

[Roman @AlixaRoman]

I grew my natural nails so beautifully I’m very proud of me iykyk 😭🤣

[Roman @AlixaRoman]

Also my son has a massive toy collection at my house and it has happened multiple times already that i get up to make him a bottle and all his toys start going off unprovoked .. they gotta go asap

[Roman @AlixaRoman]

And just continued to have sex lol. Like bro no way that happened to me today lmao just no morals fr and again the parking lot was completely empty they could have parked legit a blocks distance from me

[Roman @AlixaRoman]

My son was asleep in the back seat earlier and i didnt want to wake him so i drove around temple and found an empty park and parked up why a car parked right next to me(completely empty parking lot btw) and they start having sex broad daylight like looked me dead in the eyes -

[Roman @AlixaRoman]

Im obsessed with jersey mike bowls lol i love salad so bad so this was just genius for them to do fr

[Roman @AlixaRoman]

Not my son having a tantrum because i wont hand him the pair of scissors he found and tried to stab his cousin with

[Roman @AlixaRoman]

Its my son eating two bowls of asopao for breakfast like ok bro go off

[Roman @AlixaRoman]

I clean out my sons car seat everyday it feels like and he just fills it up w crumbs the MINUTE he’s back in there bro i cannot win lol

[Roman @AlixaRoman]

My brother works at Kith And my son really has had the flyest little outfits since birth i really love my brother best uncle lol

[Roman @AlixaRoman]

Also jersey mike bowls 10/10 so so good lol

[Roman @AlixaRoman]

My son is lucky to have a dad that loves him so much my dad was the best father ever so this was so important for me

[Roman @AlixaRoman]

I been getting tipsy on my couch lately after my son goes to bed lol im gettting old 🥴

[Roman @AlixaRoman]

Chicken sous from chef Keeboom’s 10/10 best chicken soup i ever had lol and i got a small why tf would i even do that to myself now i gotta drive back down there next weekend smh

[Roman @AlixaRoman]

Ill eat anything extra hot but once it says “reaper” i am coooool off that its not even enjoyable lol