Aliza Teitelbaum

My picks can use all the help I can get

[Aliza Teitelbaum @AlizaTeity]

Apparently nobody stands for the veteran of the game anymore. Terrible. Told my boys they should always stand and salute, even if nobody else is.

[Aliza Teitelbaum @AlizaTeity]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Aliza Teitelbaum @AlizaTeity]

Me, every day this week.

[4Stock @4Stockbsc]

*already finished shopping just need two things*

[Aliza Teitelbaum @AlizaTeity]

@jacklanger Bnos Chava (2007) my class went through two dorm buildings and took everyone's shoes. The rest of the seminary woke up to no shoes. They were all laid out in front of our classrooms.

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I miss Scrubs

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Can we stop with the reboots

[David/Dovid Bashevkin @DBashIdeas]

Good Shabbos to everyone coughing,wheezing, and sniffling into Shabbos. Hope this Shabbos brings us all a little bit closer to the healing we all need in our lives. ❤️‍🩹

[New York Mets @Mets]

#MetsMonthOfGifts begins today!

First up, retweet this for a chance to throw out a first pitch at a 2022 game plus four tickets to a game.

NPN. Ends 12/31. Rules: https://t.co/3aLwAoHlHi

[Aliza Teitelbaum @AlizaTeity]

@bgoldgrab At least this one said "should have" and not "should of"

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Currently in first place in my family pick 'em league. 15 points riding on tonight's game. Any chance the Giants win?

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@bgoldgrab @aimhumor @endimem_music Best kid in the park

[Aliza Teitelbaum @AlizaTeity]

Apparently I'm in second place in my pick 'em league. And apparently if you mix up "fantasy" and "pick 'em" your husband will get offended at your lack of knowledge

[Aliza Teitelbaum @AlizaTeity]

Are we supposed to commend this? In the days of CGI and the awesome things computers can do, I don't know why real guns are ever used for production.

[Variety @Variety]

Dwayne @TheRock Johnson is pledging to stop using real firearms on all projects produced by his company, @SevenBucksProd: “We're going to switch over to rubber guns, and we're going to take care of it in post... We won't worry about what it costs.” https://t.co/zZnTdxZuYD

[Aliza Teitelbaum @AlizaTeity]

This is not a cry for help. I was making fun of @Twitter

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Goodbye literally everyone

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Wasn't there supposed to be a senate hearing today about Facebook and Instagram? The timing of these outages is a little suspicious

[Aliza Teitelbaum @AlizaTeity]

All the random one liners that usually get dumped from my brain to my whatsapp stories will go nowhere and get lost forever

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While I have you here...

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And...again? I'm not even sure what day I'm up to at this point

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And again...

[Aliza Teitelbaum @AlizaTeity]

And again...

[Aliza Teitelbaum @AlizaTeity]

And again