Alkema Jan

It’s all about the Dury Trinity. ex: Compulsion, China Drum (aka The Drum), Driven to Collision. voice over artist, obsessive windsurfer. Death to Intolerance

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Tot ziens! x

[Alkema Jan @AlkemaJan1]

@EJsKnitsGB @OctopusEnergy For this exact reason I cancelled my DD and only pay for what I use every month…good luck!

[Alkema Jan @AlkemaJan1]

@MikeSington Should t that read: “…will blow him…” etc etc

[Alkema Jan @AlkemaJan1]

@_hello_im_kat_ @BladeoftheS How much is one of those? You might realised that the problem with health insurance will lie within your answer…

[Alkema Jan @AlkemaJan1]

@alexarmstrong @ByDonkeys Why are you licking Farage’s anus..?

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@LozzaFox If you’re so much fun to be with, then why did Billie leave you and made sure all your visits with the children were supervised..?

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@Ferdinand641 @DAaronovitch Sure, fatso…you look like you eat about 20 cats a day.

[Alkema Jan @AlkemaJan1]

@SophyRidgeSky For goodness sake…we don’t have ENOUGH QUALIFIED MEDICAL STAFF….and as fool knows, an insurance scheme cannot change that fact…

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@andreajenkyns I heard from a cabbie that he saw you drowning a bag of kittens the other week…were you drunk or sober at the time?

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@andreajenkyns @LeeAndersonMP_ @GBNEWS Will he be calling you an old lady..?

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@Marwood_PostLib @MarkConway87 Sure. And me calling you a bit of a twat is a southern compliment…

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@EdKrassen I’m trying to imagine Trump smiling like that, like a human, like life is fun…

[Alkema Jan @AlkemaJan1]

@tommo_king @mrjamesob Indeed. Best you keep up the pretence…

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@LozzaFox Says the failed ‘actor’….fancy!

[Alkema Jan @AlkemaJan1]

@LozzaFox @narindertweets Don’t drop the soap, Looza…

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@Nigel_Farage Farage wants more riots…

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@notpopbase Lived and worked there in the 90’s but it’s a fucking shithole know, mainly for to dumb inbred cunts like you…

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@LBC The Private Eye has reviewed this case a few times and it does seem there’s reasonable doubt as to the safety of her conviction. Worth noting that the PE tends to be on the right side of history…

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@AccountableGOP Is literally a child’s excuse for failing a school test they should have done some homework for…