Not @The_MJF just a parody

They say money makes a man, but with or without it Maxwell Jacob Friedman is still more of a man than you'll ever be

[Not @The_MJF just a parody @AllEliteDevil]

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ㅤㅤHeterosexual switch with a
ㅤㅤdominant leanㅤㅤㅤ
ㅤㅤOpen to banter or plotsㅤㅤㅤ
ㅤㅤNon-shipping, Taboo
ㅤㅤthemes present
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[₃₁₄₉ @soverenyi]

am i a monster or am i a god﹖

[Not @The_MJF just a parody @AllEliteDevil]

@TheSweetestR0se I know, I've noticed

[Not @The_MJF just a parody @AllEliteDevil]

@TheSweetestR0se God forbid I look at the gorgeous half naked woman on my timeline

[Not @The_MJF just a parody @AllEliteDevil]

@TheSweetestR0se Yeah but it took me a minute to notice that with everything else you've got on display

[Not @The_MJF just a parody @AllEliteDevil]

@TheSweetestR0se Of course, I mean the pussy isn't the only thing giving me a resting bitch face in that picture

[Not @The_MJF just a parody @AllEliteDevil]

@TheSweetestR0se I've seen it plenty yes, but it doesn't phase me

[Not @The_MJF just a parody @AllEliteDevil]

@TheSweetestR0se I'm used to it

[Not @The_MJF just a parody @AllEliteDevil]

@50shadesoflili Maybe, she's Canadian, got a fat ass and is almost as talented a wrestler as me

[Not @The_MJF just a parody @AllEliteDevil]

@50shadesoflili It's going to be very special, it involves a pretty girl, a lot of booze and very few clothes

[Not @The_MJF just a parody @AllEliteDevil]

@50shadesoflili Absolutely not
And when I'm done I know just how I plan to celebrate

[Not @The_MJF just a parody @AllEliteDevil]

@AModelHeart Yeah probably, but I wanna be the one taking it off you

[Not @The_MJF just a parody @AllEliteDevil]

People think I'm going to lose?

[Not @The_MJF just a parody @AllEliteDevil]

@TheSweetestR0se Absolutely a promise baby

[Not @The_MJF just a parody @AllEliteDevil]

@TheSweetestR0se Oh you'll hear me, and don't worry I'll be finishing more than my sentence

[Not @The_MJF just a parody @AllEliteDevil]

@TheSweetestR0se I'll finish later

[Not @The_MJF just a parody @AllEliteDevil]

@TheSweetestR0se Right, that ass is-

[Not @The_MJF just a parody @AllEliteDevil]

Your next AEW champion

Your wife's favourite professional wrestler

Best in the damn world

[Not @The_MJF just a parody @AllEliteDevil]

@blonderising You're damn right