All Seeing Otis

I see all

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Who else you know slinging que in a tutu and toe socks?

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@gbdawkins I've been staring at his tweet for nearly 10 minutes and I don't understand

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@chrisdadguy happy dad guy day!

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@hmntre I think this doesn't get mentioned enough. I love my friends kids because I get to give them back. But it's still fun and great to be apart of their and the babies lives

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@Bruisey Lolololol

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@hmntre Mild inappropriate, but relevant

[Nargis Nehan @NehanNargis]

We lost all the students in yesterday’s attack and left with empty class. Please don’t write about Afghan’s pride & resilience anymore. We are tired, exhausted, shattered & devastated. Afghans need a break. Afghans need peace. Afghans need a normal, equal & poor but hopeful life.

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@hmntre Lol truly. Like I've been hating Disney for a long time. Come on!

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@Bruisey Good.

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@VirgDodenhoff Powerful insight. Ty

[Out of Context LPOTL @oocLPOTL]

you know what else is just a book of rituals? a cookbook.

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@NewMexicoUTD

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@NewMexicoUTD Here's to a clean sheet

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@RebeccaHLatham @NewMexicoUTD @blackdiamondsnm @TheCurseNM Test run. Amazing paint and the yellow is 🌞😎

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I need some new GameDay toe nail polish that is durable, doesn't run or clump, and has a very defined yellow (as pictured below). Suggestions greatly welcome.

[NWS Albuquerque @NWSAlbuquerque]

New Mexico residents - Friday April 22nd, this is one of those dangerous fire weather set ups that if a fire starts, it could really take off rapidly with chaotic behavior. The winds alone are dangerous with sustained winds 30-50 mph & gusts 70 mph in some areas. #nmwx #nmfire

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I'm amused @netflix thinks their content is a high enough quality that we will all pay for it

[ig: @kihmberlie @kihmberlie]

Turned this scene from SpongeBob into a photo shoot

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@sweetlilpoppy What up fellow mid naughts

[Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi]

@nycsouthpaw Oh yeah. And also make sure your moisturizer and shampoo and whatnot are only 3 oz or that will get confiscated. But don’t worry about the deadly virus that has killed a million people in the US

[southpaw @nycsouthpaw]

We’re still going to keep taking our shoes off at TSA checkpoints forever though? Just to be safe?