Kal-El

Doomed planet...desperate scientists...last hope...kindly couple...etc, etc

[Jim Archer @JimArcherPhD]

I think I figured it out. Glenn Beck is the offspring of Bobby "The Brain" Hennan and Perez Hilton.

[Kal-El @AllStarSuperman]

@Notorious_JIM It means you've failed at life!

[Kal-El @AllStarSuperman]

Never mind. With my X-Ray Vision I can tell that it's up her own ass.

#CrisisAverted
#RestoringHonorRally
#RestoringPalinsHead

[Kal-El @AllStarSuperman]

OMG! Sarah Palin is missing her head!! #restoringhonorrally

[Kal-El @AllStarSuperman]

The KKK has really changed their membership standards. They allowed some butch lez. do all the speaking.

#restoringhonorrally

[Kal-El @AllStarSuperman]

Walked through Washington, DC today and stumbled upon a KKK rally.

#restoringhonorrally

[Kal-El @AllStarSuperman]

@Notorious_JIM Have a SUPER birthday Gaylord!!

[Kal-El @AllStarSuperman]

@God_Damn_Batman Fuck you brah! You and me are done professionally!

[Kal-El @AllStarSuperman]

You know, I've only been walking across this country for a little while now, and I'm still not sure what people are celebrating for...

[Kal-El @AllStarSuperman]

I don't need to discover America, America needs to discover me!

[Kal-El @AllStarSuperman]

Wait! What? I have to walk across America to "reconnect" with it? Fuck that bullshit!!

[Kal-El @AllStarSuperman]

@generaldruzod make sure to say hi to Chris for me

[Kal-El @AllStarSuperman]

Hey, I don't like this anymore than you do!!

RT @MarkWaid Superman #700 out this week. You will believe a man can walk.

[Kal-El @AllStarSuperman]

My father sacrificed himself, my mom, and the entire fucking planet to save me! What did YOUR dad do for you? #fathersday

[Kal-El @AllStarSuperman]

You think those vuvuzela's are annoying on television? Try listening to those fucking things with super-hearing!! #worldcup

[Kal-El @AllStarSuperman]

Ok ladies, we've given you 2 Sex and the City movies, time to institute a "Free Blowjob Day"

[Kal-El @AllStarSuperman]

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if the whiskey don't get you, the women must!

[Kal-El @AllStarSuperman]

RT @Notorious_JIM Kevin and Winnie break up after they realize they've grown apart, yet remain friends. oh and the father dies #lostspoilers

[Kal-El @AllStarSuperman]

RT @Notorious_JIM Sam calls off his engagement to Diane and returns to his one true love...his bar #LostSpoilers

[Kal-El @AllStarSuperman]

RT @Notorious_JIM Dr. Richard Kimble finally proves his innocense after running from the law for many years #LostSpoilers