@wilnerhotline just need to check in my favorite prognosticator after the HOU loss, while noting that you’re paid to do a job that many would kill for. Please tell us why you should be paid and why we should listen to you as any kind of expert
@DannyDeVito and @EliManning - LOVE @jerseymikes - but had to stop going there, when they got my order radically wrong (I paid more than what was given). The local store refused to refund, or make a new one. And corporate refused to refund. I can’t support that.
@PeteThamel@DanWetzel Lot of rumors going around that @PeteThamel and his anti-Michigan bias has to do with him not being accepted to the school, academically. “Per me,” and others - maybe they had a valid reason to reject you
@finebaum You OK? We’re all worried. I know this is a lot to process, but I hope you can separate your job as a know-nothing sycophant and you as a person. Most can’t make a living (or even find someone to hire us) with such ineptitude - and yet you’ve made millions! Focus on that!
Ok now LSU is losing at halftime. Is no one else concerned about @finebaum and his well being? I’m worried about the following:
A heart attack
An existential crisis
A psychotic break
A head explosion (a la the movie Scanners)
Can anyone please confirm he’s okay
Ahead of the Clemson / LSU matchup, can someone please do a wellness check on @finebaum? He’s been very quiet today, and I can’t imagine why, but it’s worth worrying about his health and sanity with two flagship SEC losses.
Hi @Postmates - your delivery driver was an hour late with our food, then cancelled the order without calling when “she couldn’t find our house.” It’s our 10 year anniversary and we’re both home sick. Your customer service wasn’t helpful. Last time we’ll ever use you.