Allah Peño

Chilling out max and relaxing all cool

Professor of Memeology at Rick and Morty Technical Institute

Bink/Spagoni pronouns

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@madcap412 Yeah the fact that she's hot in real life but ugly in the game is THE WHOLE POINT

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@PlatoonGhost I used to have a coworker who would bring spaghetti with oysters in it to work and microwave it in the break room and stink up the entire store to the point that customers would complain.

If I had a gun, I'd have pointed it at her too.

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@insanedms It's crazy how many women treat dating like they're interviewing you for a job.

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@Leonardaisfunny Black people have the palate of a 5 year old.

They taste fruit soaked in sugar water and act like its the greatest thing they've ever put in their mouths.

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@wwarrior_1 Man, Sony just straight up refuses to put attractive women in their games, huh?

Great idea for a medium that is dominated by men.

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@Elvick But men like boobs, and we're not allowed to enjoy things anymore.

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@MugenLord She literally just gets hired because she has big tits and nerds want to fuck her, that's it.

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@CWilson2197 People call her ugly because she has "weird" feet, and I'm like motherfucker why are you focusing on her feet when the rest of her looks like that? She's hot as fuck.

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@pvyarty @BitterCRZDLoner Notice how no one has actually tried to make a counter argument, they just call me stupid because they know I'm right.

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@TrevnickT @BitterCRZDLoner I thought she was hot back when she was on Mad TV, but that's mostly because of that one Price is Right sketch where she was jumping around in a tube top and her titties popped out.

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@mauddweeb I don't really give a shit about the scientific accuracy in Star Wars other than things like the Holdo Maneuver, which forces you to ask the question "if the rebels had the ability to destroy entire fleets of Star Destroyers this easily, why haven't they done it before?"

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@SaltyDraws Actresses should file a class-action lawsuit against Sony for casting them in their games and making them ugly on purpose.

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@JaySElliott73 @IY7Z1L If you're white and try this, they'll just arrest you anyway because it's not about religion, it's about hating white people. Religion is just a nice excuse to discriminate against whites.

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@_mario_carter @BitterCRZDLoner Got me.

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@RandomHvacGuy Liberals are in the denial stage of losing the culture war right now where they're trying to pretend they weren't going batshit insane for the last 10+ years and gaslight us into thinking it never happened even though we all lived through it.

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@SomeBitchIIKnow Best case scenario, California is just completely incompetent and can't count votes quickly, but in reality it's actually more likely that it's because they wait to see where the election is going in case they need to "find" ballots for the "correct" candidate.

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@BunkWire2X8 This type of thing only started happening because game development companies started hiring insecure women who get jealous of fictional characters.

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@ACurrentAffair2 @Guy128That https://t.co/eV5UOQK3RW

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@Guy128That To be completely fair to her, she was super hot and the lead singer of a band, so I can imagine she probably gets hit on a lot.

But that doesn't mean every single guy who strikes up a conversation with you is trying to fuck you.

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@Risen_SzN Basically a modern day OJ trial.

He's guilty. Everyone knows he's guilty. But black people want him to go free because he murdered a white person.