Allan Cutts

The difference between me and genius is that I am not one. I tweet stupid things. All views were stolen from the person sitting behind you - She/Wee

[Allan Cutts @AllanCutts]

@Aiannucci Agree. Algorithm is #FUBAR

[Allan Cutts @AllanCutts]

Maybe its because its Halloween, but I read this as if its written by a serial killer making a poetic confession before setting off on another killing spree...

[Britain for Trump @BritainForTrump]

I am not safe to get on a train.
I am not safe to walk my dog.
I am not safe to go to a Christmas market.
I am not safe to go to an Ariana Grande pop concert.
I am not safe to send my kids to a Taylor Shift dance class.
I am not safe at the Manchester Synagogue.
I am not safe to walk over London Bridge.
I am not safe to walk over Westminster Bridge.
I am not safe to walk over London Bridge again.
I am not safe to walk over Westminster Bridge again.
I am not safe at the Liverpool Women's hospital.
I am not safe in Sir David Amess constituency surgery.
I am not safe at Glasgow Airport.
I am not safe on the London Underground or Red Buses.

[Allan Cutts @AllanCutts]

@ATRightMovies "That's no moon... that's an ice berg!"

[Viviane: Members need a say @LaindonFEMINIST]

You can’t yell about Reeves £945 mistake and ignore Farage’s £900,000 ‘mistake’. That’s seriously two tier media.

[Iris Seraphina  @iris_seraphina]

Can you say #Trauma ⁉️🫣🤡

[Allan Cutts @AllanCutts]

@Atlantis252 Sorry for your loss.

[Allan Cutts @AllanCutts]

@Atlantis252 Its called self service? Surely you have to bat one off while it works out if yr paying by card or cash...

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Farage: epic grifter. Part 1

(Part 2 below 👇)

[dan @bierkonceagain]

Party whose only policy is "fuck off home" crying about being told to fuck off home lol

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Radiohead on the recent viral success of "Let Down" on TikTok:

"I find that especially bizarre," said Thom Yorke. "Because I fought tooth and nail for it not to be on [OK Computer], but Ed [O'Brien] was, like, 'If it's not, I'm leaving.'"

"I was astonished," admitted O'Brien. "So I told my kids, who are 18 and 21, and they said, 'What do you expect? Teenagers are depressed. It's depressing music!'"

via The Sunday Times

[Allan Cutts @AllanCutts]

@Mofoman360 Nope.

[Allan Cutts @AllanCutts]

@QprEver Nope.

[Allan Cutts @AllanCutts]

@QprEver Nope.

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

Keir Starmer is literally FORCING us to put our clocks back this weekend.
This wasn’t in his manifesto and NOBODY voted for this!
We all have to delay our plans now because the lazy lefty militant unions want an extra hour in their scratchers.
Disgusting!!!
I refuse.

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

It's never too early 🤣🤣🤣

[Allan Cutts @AllanCutts]

@WendtheWalker Nope.

[BowTiedMara @BowTiedMara]

The German company that built the forklift used in the Louvre robbery uses a photo of the heist to advertise itself: “When things need to be done quickly.”

😂😂😂

[𝙋𝙝𝙞𝙡 𝙈𝙮𝙚𝙧𝙨 @PhilMyers53]

Can we show Jess Phillips some love? ❤️

She works tirelessly for women and families

#LoveJess

Say it twice

#LoveJess

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Trumpton @Trump_ton]

Reform leader casts the first vote in Caerphilly byelection