Allan Garbagnati

X bystander with a flair for coding, a love for jokes, and a coffee machine that’s always evolving. Mars 2027 🚀

[Dylan @buildwithdylan]

Kids today will never understand the power this little icon held back in 2014

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Everyday is Zeroday

[Allan Garbagnati @AllanGarbagnati]

@peritumAI @AlexejHarm @IntCyberDigest Bro apple doesn’t even have any presence at all in russia since march 2022…

[Rahul @sairahul1]

Let me get this straight.

A guy keeps getting weirdly targeted ads on his new Samsung TV.

So he breaks into his own TV to find out why. 1.2M people watch.

42 hours later, OpenAI deactivates his account. Reason: "Cyber Abuse."

His words: "i have never used openai to exploit or find vulnerabilities, only local reverse engineering"

Same week, people on r/claude say Claude now cuts off reverse-engineering write-ups MID-SENTENCE:

"A safety check stopped my response partway through creating the playbook"

The TV is fine.

The guy who opened it is the problem.

[Allan Garbagnati @AllanGarbagnati]

@Grokipedia WHEN API

[Allan Garbagnati @AllanGarbagnati]

@Jilles @theo imma do it rn with https://t.co/kjvXmDLmwq Lets give it thousands of hours of Nancy on the stand and see what happens...

[Simon @ItsSyy]

@jayair Instead of mortgages as in 2008, we repack compute until it collapses

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

Confession: I’ve been sleeping with my laptop for the last year

[Allan Garbagnati @AllanGarbagnati]

@mjboswell @Dimillian Please please please can we have the new ios 26 keyboard on x the old one is disgusting…

[Allan Garbagnati @AllanGarbagnati]

@steipete @tonyzorin Can we please have xai oauth and the ability to use the voice api for the voice_call plugin

[Angelina Reagan 🌸🌺🌼 @AngelinaReagan7]

Trump PLAYED them again…..

1. Elon says President Trump is in the Epstein files.
2. Democrats cry and demand they get released.
3. Trump acts like he’s against the release.
4. The President signs off on their release.
5. The last drop exonerates DJT and shows how he was an informant to the FBI exposing Epstein.

AND I TOLD YOU SO…never doubt President Trump.

[Allan Garbagnati @AllanGarbagnati]

@gonzague Perso, je suis chaud pour la LOA parce que je voudrais la changer d’ici 2027/28 contre une Tesla HW5. Après, à la fin de la journée, c’est comme ceux qui louent leur résidence principale ou qui l’achètent, mais je pense vraiment que le HW5 va être une dinguerie.

[Allan Garbagnati @AllanGarbagnati]

@striedinger Can't sub to premium on web using the link in @premium's bio.

[Jasper Bakker @Bakkerty]

Dear @Tesla, @elonmusk, it’s time for more clarity for EU drivers. I’ve been a proud Model Y owner (and FSD buyer) since last year. Amazing tech, incredible progress! 👏 But unfortunate not for the EU.
Why is the EU version still so far behind? Regulations, sure… but please share progress, share more EU updates. Let us know what’s happening… we deserve that! Right? 🇪🇺⚡️@FSD_Europilot @FSDEurope @KRoelandschap

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Anti-trust behavior by Apple!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Hey @Apple App Store, why do you refuse to put either 𝕏 or Grok in your “Must Have” section when 𝕏 is the #1 news app in the world and Grok is #5 among all apps?

Are you playing politics? What gives? Inquiring minds want to know.

[As Found @AsFoundX]

@elonmusk @xai @Tesla @SpaceX You resisted AI. Congress resisted basic math.
You built a supercomputer in 19 days — they can’t pass a budget in 365.
Time for engineers to lead. Time for the America Party.

[Ray Dalio @RayDalio]

Now that the budget bill has passed Congress, we can see what the projections look like for deficits, government debt, and debt service expenses. In brief, the bill is expected to lead to spending of about $7 trillion a year with inflows of about $5 trillion a year, so the debt, which is now about 6x of the money taken in, 100 percent of GDP, and about $230,000 per American family, will rise over ten years to about 7.5x the money taken in, 130 percent of GDP, and $425,000 per family. That will increase interest and principal payments on the debt from about $10 trillion ($1 trillion in interest, $9 trillion in principal) to about $18 trillion (of which $2 trillion is interest payments), which will lead to either a big squeezing out (and cutting off) of spending and/or unimaginable tax increases, or a lot of printing and devaluing of money and pushing interest rates to unattractively low levels. This printing and devaluing is not good for those holding bonds as a storehold of wealth, and what’s bad for bonds and US credit markets is bad for everyone because the US Treasury market is the backbone of all capital markets, which are the backbones of our economic and social conditions. Unless this path is soon rectified to bring the budget deficit from roughly 7% of GDP to about 3% by making adjustments to spending, taxes, and interest rates, big, painful disruptions will likely occur.

[Yatharth Mann @yatharthmann]

On behalf of the entire spaceflight community, I’d like to thank @elonmusk for this inspiring presentation.

Lots of new info, lots of new renders, and lots of inspiration.

Thanks to Elon and the SpaceX team for building this sci-fi future.

Mars 2026 LFG 🫡

[Blake Scholl 🛫 @bscholl]

It’s really sad how far @Apple has fallen. Five of the last five support experiences I’ve had have been senselessly useless.

Today: my iPhone screen wasn’t damaged *enough* to be covered under AppleCare+… so I should leave the store and come back when it’s more broken.

🤦