Allan Innman

Painter + Mississippi: Streams of consciousness, art, culture & daddyhood

[Allan Innman @AllanInnman]

@Harvard You probably need to vet those you give prestigious awards to a little more carefully, considering the boy wonder @ChokweALumumba you praised and showered in accolades just got indicted by the @FBI for conspiracy, racketeering, bribery, and money laundering. LOL 😂

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@BennieGThompson You’re a disgrace. And your field director should be sacked immediately.

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We’re living in an era of an ironic Reverse McCarthyism.

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Identity Politics isn’t a philosophy embraced by politicians for the sake of bringing change and progress- It’s simply a battle-winning war strategy to keep us plebs angry with one another so big daddy government can protect us from each other.

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I know I’m about 33 years too late on this but Living Colour’s Cult of Personality is a real banger! 🤟😎🤟

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My 3 year old just asked; “Is God a school bus?” Sounds like a great screenplay! Might call it “Transformers: The End Times” featuring God coming back to Earth as a school bus Transformer Optimus Yahwehicus & delivering divine retribution to all the heathens.

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Bill Gates is the most unassuming Bond villain there is. Don’t let the cardigan and glasses fool you! The man literally wants to dim the sun!

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I’ve been doing family trees lately and after going back several generations the thing that really blew my mind was just how many people had to knock boots for me to exist.

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The word “usurper” could very well become the hot new buzzword of 2021...regardless of who wins. #Election2020

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@MrAndyNgo 2020 is a bad year to be a statue.

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People were sad when House of Cards ended - but what they didn’t realize was 2020 was like a new season in real life with everyday being an episode in of itself.

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Both sides of the political spectrum are quickly becoming radicalized- all the way to the left and all the way to the right. No common ground can be found because the middle of the road is a long journey from either side.

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What do you do when your two year old won’t quit quoting Sir Mix-a-lot?

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@Styx666Official It was in Holly Springs, Mississippi

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@rosstmiller

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@GameOfThrones In 10-15 years when GRRM actually finishes the books and the real ending is known somebody will take another stab at it. No doubt. The show could be a huge cash cow again if hubris and ego were set aside. Or just let Deepfake work out a new ending?

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@AlishaGrauso They just hang up the phone. Who does that? I know I say “goodbye” at least three times minimum.

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@PopCrave @Q1075 you better hold on tight spider monkey

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I just let my kids paint my toenails. That’s how desperate I am for 10 minutes of peace and quiet. #sahd #QuarantineLife

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They say fashion repeats itself. It’ll be mighty interesting to see the 2020 fashion trends reimagined. The runway models of the future will be sporting haute couture pajamas, unibrows, beards, face masks, and empty wallets.