ALLAN OROKO

Telecommunications Engineer.

[Babu Owino @HEBabuOwino]

Jenerali ako bedroom next weekend.

#KanairoTunamuok

[Deriko @deriuku_]

People who dip bread in tea.

[𝔅𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔱🖤𝔅𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔦𝔰 𝔭𝔬𝔢𝔱í𝔠 @Blackhearttts]

People who call radio stations to request for a song

[Linda Mwananchi @LindaMwananchi_]

Nairobi you called?

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Eloi Eloi!!😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Back to base.

[ATWOLI™ @Atworih]

Every single cell knows its end month and they dont wanna sleep outside

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Ukioshwa unatulia, story za "rada G"kila saa wacha😂😂

[Eric @amerix]

Once USAID was defunded and abolished, terror attacks in Kenya and Uganda ended. USAID was a money-laundering machine that was funding terrorism and violence in the Horn of Africa.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Orengo has announced his presidential bid as the leader of Linda Mwananci… even Google Maps is asking, ‘Are you sure?’ A true father says "I've eaten, let my son also taste". He doesn't say "let's wrestle for the same plate". Orengo should know that he needs Sifuna for his reelection. Does the opposition really know whom they are squaring off against in the next general elections? Let me close this update with a Mai Mahiu proverb that says, “A lady with an ugly face but heavy buttocks is always celebrated at night.” Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[KIJANA WA ATWORI 🔸 @AtworiYa]

Johnny Walker after tasting Kenyan counterfeits ....

[Wanyonyi @wanyonyi_1]

So you guys really think Luhyas will look at the ballot paper, see their son Sifuna, then skip it to vote for Ruto? Mkuwe serious kidogo

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

I don't think Sifuna will overwork himself traversing the country only to end up deputizing Kalonzo. Son of Tseikuru is going to see with his mouth wide open here Infront.

[HEHA Movers @HEHAmoversKe]

At @BBCAfrica

[Grace Muturi 🇰🇪⚡ @GraceyGrace18]

6:23AM. 6:24AM

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

Less than 24 hours after a couple were killed in a chopper crash in Kenya, burglars broke into their Florida home and stole their Range Rover & Porsche SUVs + $500,000 worth of artwork & jewelry

[Tilingi 🐘 @ArapTilingi]

Helicopter Pilots are a rare breed. Salute.

[samewl 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇸 @samkn3n]

this is the most apocalyptic video i've ever seen

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

ᵗʰᵃʳᵃᵏᵃ ⁿᶦᵗʰᶦ ᶦˢ ᵘᵈᵃ ʸᵉˡˡᵒʷ
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[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

We are at Malinya Stadium to condole with our brother Senator Khalwale as he lays his wife Gloria, to rest.