Allee Martin

oh brother

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

every news headline now is like Blueberries Will Kill You. Measles Is Back. Gas Costs Six Dollars. Gwyneth Paltrow Is Selling AI Drone Technology. You Are Being Watched. Three Billion More To Israel. like idk did we do it did we make america great again

[sam @DARTHSAMI]

because yall weren’t around on 2013 tumblr. that’s all we did !!!!!!

[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

Food that does not give us diarrhea

[ana @miamiiultrass]

wanting to honk at people but remembering i live in texas

[m @pumptinis]

going to krump my fucking heart out next time i’m at the club in honor of hayden panettiere

[#MOST @jeandeauxmusic]

and @Neutrogena count your days bitch…. the north remembers

[yeosang's wife @iKissWooyoung]

i bring a "the military shouldn't exist at all" vibe to the party that a lot of ppl don't like

[Kenny @kennysroys]

LIKE WHAT YOU MEAN HAYDEN PANETTIERE GONE??!

[nik 🤎✨ @ghosttowndownn]

despite what the babies on this app scream daily, 36 is so fucking young oh my GOD

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

i actually dont think the cheerleader who made me gay should be able to die

[bella @earlygirl__]

finally saw the odyssey. I do not like the way they treated the cyclops. he was minding his business and tending a lovely home.

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

the earth is not flat. the earth has big naturals

[t @Monosyllabik]

I think Katseye is a money laundering front

[R34 @ushouldfwr34]

“People you may know” man get that bitch off my shit

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

[referring to one of the most psychologically devastating, painful, tender periods of my life] Yeah I was crazy back then 😂😂

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

You could spend hours in Indiana. Hours of your life. Precious and irreplaceable. Gone, forever. In Indiana.

[n@alie @HORMONEABUSER]

pleaseeeee touch base with me bro PLEEEAAASSEE BRO i NEED to circle back right now bro

[kidi @kidibillion]

Texas: WEED IS BAD!!! Felony!!!!! PRISON!!!!
Also Texas: HERE’S A DRIVE THRU MARGARITA BAR IN A CONSTRUCTION ZONE!

[𝛑 @jadethetrapper]

The average person doesn’t even know any trans people. That’s what makes all the hate particularly annoying.