Winter

Remind me to change this to something funny

[Winter @AllegedlyWinter]

Ohhhhhhh my god the supreme court had a 6-3 vote today? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite sotomayor's scathing dissenting opinion?

[Winter @AllegedlyWinter]

@no_earthquake People keep trying to convince me it's actually very good and every time I have tried to watch I have been floored at how terrible of an interviewer he is.

[Winter @AllegedlyWinter]

@haretriggerdyke You caught me 👐

[the lil faggot from dire straits money for nothing @eenuttings]

@munkimoder the tpot types started talking like assholes to larp being mathematicians and now those of us who came by talking like assholes honestly in real analysis courses are punished...

[Avery Edison @aedison]

today on the streetcar the man sitting across from me ended what seemed like an important business call with “well, as snoopy would say: gawrsh!” then he frowned, looked at me, mouthed “goofy?”, I nodded, then he said “I’m just being goofy!” and hung up, and gave me a thumbs up

[Winter @AllegedlyWinter]

@coopwrtaf sounds like something happened to me

[Winter @AllegedlyWinter]

The birds are calling. Will you answer?

[Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh_scanner]

East Liberty. 5700 Penn Ave - Whole Foods. Caller says that they are alarmed by a guy walking around with a sword. PD said they know about the guy and that is just what he does

[Winter @AllegedlyWinter]

Ohhhhhhh my god the supreme court had a 6-3 vote today? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite sotomayor's scathing dissenting opinion?

[Jeremy @jeremylevick]

conservative lecturer DESTROYS sjw college student

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

i never got what was so sad about 'baby shoes for sale never worn'. that's just a normal sales pitch by the baby shoes salesman.

[Avery Edison @aedison]

ME: i’m sick and tired of being set upon by the baron’s hounds
HER: Maybe stop hopping the fence into his estate?
ME: sympathy not solutions plz
HER: I’m so sorry, that sounds painful. I know you’re trying really hard to get The Baron’s priceless egg.
ME: it should be MY egg :(

[Thomas Jefferson Snodgrass @ThomSnodgrass]

Poison Control: And you’re 100% certain your toddler swallowed a penny? It wasn’t a coin battery?

Me, a rationalist: 100%? Well, no. I mean I saw him put a penny in his mouth, but I suppose I can’t rule out a demon—a genius malignus—deceiving my senses. But if we f

[Alex Degen in my 2025 era @atothe_d]

As a kid my brother fell into some dimension called "nutritionland" where all these fruits/vegetable sung him songs about nutrition
To this day he's always like "man you're acting like you forgot all the lessons we learned in nutritionland" I have to remind him I didn't go there

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

The Instagram account of the Toronto restaurant The Fancy Induced Burger responding to this question about their name with “Hey it’s just a cheese experience :)” - something I think about a lot

[Drew Shields (Commissions Open) @thegnarlyghost]

‘My trusted vizier would never usurp me with a boy king’

My trusted vizier:

[Errai @errai]

The Clairvoyant DJ: You're gonna love this next track

[Winter @AllegedlyWinter]

@eenuttings its easier and quicker to be mad at something than it is to think about it

[Winter @AllegedlyWinter]

@ye_ehh 😨