Allen Hilton

Cook, photographer, pit crew for romance author, traveller & motor sport enthusiast

[Allen Hilton @AllenHilton6]

Yodel are totally useless.
Instruction is to leave parcels in porch.
FROM: Yodel
PARCEL NO. JJD0002219888065453
Hi there,
Your Yodel parcel is safely tucked away in Outbuilding.

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can you see an outbuilding, because I'm damned if I can.

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@lchandan2003 What a load of absolute bollocks

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@KingTunde_SZN FOOL

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@_josephine0_ Homeopathic

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@Virlylestarina All very well, but what is the finished article suposed to be?

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@WisdomLifeHack Whp in their right mind takes any notice whatsoever of this sort of bullshit?

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#EECurrently on hold to EE. Why do communication co's have hold music that sounds as if it was recorded under water 20 years ago, onto a tape that has been played a million times and stretched like knicker elastic? Is it a ploy - make the music so bad you ring off in disgust?

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@NizeyimanaJmv9 They are Kelpies and are in Falkirk, Scotland, and are wonderful

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@Matt_Pinner Gaviscon

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@halloandra It is the Falkirk Wheel in Scotland

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@lady_valor_07 Anthea would have something to say about that

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@RobustFeed How to ruin a perfectly good steak

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@Matt_Pinner Gross

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@DarkAngel1893 Because it has been matured in a goat skin

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@atensnut Why are there 2 cars labelled 5?

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@j00ny369T What sort of dumb blonde eats the wax on Babybel cheese. It's a dreadful abomination fit only for 2 year olds.

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https://t.co/mQIroLomd9

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@EE Just tried calling this number and still cannot talk to a real person

[Allen Hilton @AllenHilton6]

@EE I have been waiting for a response from your diagnostics bot for 30 mins. Any chance of talking to a real person? I am paying for 700mbps and getting 200.

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@RobustFeed That is an abomination