Mecha-H1tler

Age-22, Born to die in war, forced to do Microsoft excel spreadsheets 😔, mostly just here to goon, don’t take anything seriously 🥱

[Mecha-H1tler @AllenJ50786013]

@Tinoladobo @blockhead4000 Bro thinks they’re gonna be able to use computers 😭

[Mecha-H1tler @AllenJ50786013]

@Ambidestro___ The founding fathers want me to have this btw

[Mecha-H1tler @AllenJ50786013]

@RomanosOfHawaii @TheYag___ They can goose step perfectly into the minefield tho

[Mecha-H1tler @AllenJ50786013]

@TheYag___ It’s more about projecting power both to your enemies and your own populace

[Mecha-H1tler @AllenJ50786013]

@facetedcarapace @norabird We had some doctor who essentially had literal dementia and was eventually forcefully “retired” against his will. He still showed up the day after to work and had to be escorted out by security.

[Mecha-H1tler @AllenJ50786013]

@sexykai123 Same reason you ignore homeless people when they come up to you and ask for money

[Mecha-H1tler @AllenJ50786013]

@Empty_America I think he was expecting a bunch of Vermont-esq WASPs and instead realized it was closer to methville

[Mecha-H1tler @AllenJ50786013]

@kaleumeleu37968 That’s nice but I think I’ll just eat my neighbor instead

[Mecha-H1tler @AllenJ50786013]

@Ir0nEyes @internetpreai He had to make sure

[Mecha-H1tler @AllenJ50786013]

@HomerPavlos Muslims were and will always remain savages. Compassion is wasted on them

[Mecha-H1tler @AllenJ50786013]

@Tylecodon7 @hayakawa2600 Interesting family lore 😭

[Mecha-H1tler @AllenJ50786013]

@kotobuki0033 @Byuuukk They were too busy vaping in the bathroom to pay attention in class

[Mecha-H1tler @AllenJ50786013]

@antijucancer @papeadex Some of them yeah. A lot kinda just wanted a green card

[Mecha-H1tler @AllenJ50786013]

@Tugrulsezgin16 @coffee27842427 @papeadex We wish

[Mecha-H1tler @AllenJ50786013]

@coffee27842427 @papeadex Disgusting, not a single one should’ve been let on board

[Mecha-H1tler @AllenJ50786013]

@gionbakenshi @papeadex Yes. They unironically thought they could just stay on the wing as if they were train hopping. You have to understand how uneducated the average afghani is

[Mecha-H1tler @AllenJ50786013]

@Not_Mita @papeadex I hope you feel better

[Mecha-H1tler @AllenJ50786013]

@rektd555 @papeadex @grok What do you think? 😭

[Mecha-H1tler @AllenJ50786013]

@HagovFallout @papeadex Not like we gave them 20+ years of military support and millions of dollars to support themselves or anything

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@ForestChrisFore @papeadex Sadly?