Allen Kelly

Dad into sports, tech, science, and social media, finding comedy in everyday life.

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@ReelLifeJustin

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"Did you live under power lines as a kid or something? #golf #ChrisFarley

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#ChuckNorris didn’t die, he just stopped letting the world exist around him.

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AI is funny. Love you, Maxx Crosby.

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@slubman59 @DDDGURU @957thegame @SteinyGuru957 And I love @957thegame !

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@957thegame - @SteinyGuru957 on a tandem bike (AI)

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Jauan Jennings went from “3rd and Jauan”, to 1st and Jauan Montana! 🏈@957thegame #NFL #Niners

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@natebargatze would have made a great offensive coordinator.

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This is one of the best golf shots of my life. #bunkerlife #golf 🏌️‍♂️

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Now we need to stop #parenting? #SurgeonGeneral 🤷‍♂️ Tell my kids I love them.

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#crowdstrike

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@gianna_franco Staying in SF for RSA and listening to the local news…I heard your voice and it blasted me back a few years to 95.7 - now I see you’re an award-winning reporter/anchor. Not surprised! 🏆👍

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Calling all #hackers attending #RSAC—Can you lock pick with the best? New to lock picking? No problem—come learn from an expert. You can win a custom pair of Nikes at the @SonicWall booth! #hacktheplanet

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@brandinpodziem2 looks like @maxisnicee doing an impersonation of @brandinpodziem2 #NBAonTNT

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@maggierogers - Falling Water. During COVID, I had this on repeat. And I still do. 👏💦🏝️🏜️

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Looking forward to @MikeTyson vs @jakepaul #boxing #fishing 🤣🎣👂🥊