Allen Spires

America. Jesus. Freedom.
Mer Rouge, La

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@SportsCenter Brett Favre

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@jlperry84 I had @getGordon send you a letter yesterday about our golf cart accident? Did you get it yet?

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CEO of explaining meats (via ig:tomkoontz)

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@laineywilson Deviled eggs with Miller Lite

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Bob Green is everything that’s right with college football @UnnecRoughness

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@realDonaldTrump my wife and I are going to palm beach tomorrow on our honeymoon. We would love to visit Mar a Lago!!!!

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@MattWLaird damn you still on twitter?

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#farmin

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@realDonaldTrump you're my hero! #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

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@CloydRivers is more American than bombs over the Middle East.

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@CraigSamanthaC with her new camouflage rice hat.

[joel @JoelBarfield]

And the gold for this year's Selfie Olympics goes to.... My roommate. 😳

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I feel like Pharrell is going to look back at this in 5 years and realize he looks fucking ridiculous with that hat. #Oscars

[Words @wordstionary]

Me

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@JosephSpires3 why were you buying a "protection plan"

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@JosephSpires3 you poor child.

[College Life @8_Semesters]

Get rich or die trying to graduate from college

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“@SheeeRatchet: Do you ever just want to go up to someone and http://t.co/NjD5GMtkLi”@CraigSamanthaC