Allen Weisselberg's Thoughts

Parody troll account to mock Trump Organization CFO, Allen Weisselberg.
I became rich by protecting Donald Trump and doing a little Rikers time.

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Mr. Trump: "I thought it was a Red Cross hospital ship. Only the fake news would think that was an oil tanker." - Trump explanation for how the sanctioned Chinese oil tanker Rich Starry slipped through his blockade of the Strait of Hormuz.

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@dieworkwear @Acyn The MAGA people on his web site are buying it, which is all that matters.

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@gtconway3d The MAGA people are accepting the "doctor" version of the story so all is forgiven.

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@kylegriffin1 MAGA appreciates Mr. Trump's repentance and humility. The love is even stronger now.

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@FmrRepMTG I don't see what your problem is! Mr. Trump is bringing Mr. Epstein back from the dead so he can testify about all the men on his pedophile list. This will be a great benefit to you. Also, Mr. Epstein can reveal who murdered him. You really aren't MAGA anymore are you.

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Mr. Trump has always been a Mad King. It's just that his realm was very small back then. He's certainly not getting any better. Thankfully, he paid me handsomely for my silence so I'm okay.

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Erika Kirk is funny looking.

#ErikaKirk

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@MacFarlaneNews We now have a template for posts about Mr. Trump's demise.

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Mr. Trump has always been a disgusting human being but he paid me well for my silence.

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@atrupar Too lazy to review the script in advance. Mr. Trump is always surprised by what they have written for him.

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@CENTCOM #SendBarron

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Mike Lindell is using campaign funds to line his pockets.
#MikeLindell #MAGA #Minnesota

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@RepJamesComer She will only lie in favor of Mr. Trump if she gets a pardon. Mr. Trump sells pardons so she'll probably get it.

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@pastormarkburns You're delusional enough to believe Trump is even a Christian. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

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@votetimscott Did they actually tell you to apologize for criticizing this?

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@LauraLoomer Trump is not in charge of his own account? He actually dictates the garbage? Why was that racist meme on anyone's computer in the White House. You're all racists if you support this crap.

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@MacFarlaneNews Mr. Trump is just as racist as his father.

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@RepJasmine Just like Mr. Trump's father. Racist to the core.

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@brithume Mr. Trump is as racist as his father.

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@MacFarlaneNews Imagine if the staffer posted that Trump was invading Iran.