I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.
No President in History has ended the same war so many times.
Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.
No President has ever done this before.
And he is nowhere near finished ending it.
It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Imagine risking your life, climbing all the way to the top of the Empire State Building, and getting arrested all for the sake of conveying the most cliched pointless Hallmark greeting card slogan message of all time
si la bomba hubiese caído sobre un país latino, 80 años después seguiría todo destruido y los simios culpando a estados unidos y el capitalismo mientras se roban y saquean entre ellos
If a rando nurse practitioner can bilk our government for nearly a billion dollars, I think it’s safe to say we’ve probably lost trillions over the lifespan of these social welfare programs.
Everyone tells me that Elon Musk is a fascist because he could "solve world hunger" for a mere 3 billion dollars, but MacKenzie Bezos has burned through 26 billion dollars of her ex husband's money and accomplished absolutely nothing of note.