Alex Cook

he/him

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@mcmansionhell @MasonTheDummy https://t.co/OmSW1LeIqW

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*tips pirate hat*
m'hearties

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@philostic do you remember when you seriously considered getting a tat of a fish turning into a penis and we got in an actual fight over it

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@talmagefever one time you made a big carrot and i think that's neat

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@EckhartsLadder BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

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@ErinPlays_Games @JennyENicholson AND IT SEEMS LIKE NOBODY TALKS ABOUT IT LIKE WHAT THE HELL GOING TO WALMART IN MY BOXERS FOR CORNPOPS AND BEN AND JERRYS AMERICONE DREAM AT 3 AM IS ONE OF AMERICA'S MOST TREASURED RITUALS AND NOW I CANNOT DO IT

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@philostic @McGander @punkgoblin33 got back on twitter just to tell you I see this insolence

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@rafsanchez why is this in D major

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@masked_bastard @newyorkerunion @CondeNast @ars_union @NewYorker it's okay everyone he said "no offense"

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@talmagefever :(

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@RinSny @ClassyHats @themouseyouknow Can confirm it is indeed Mother 3 and if you have ever enjoyed a JRPG in your life you owe it to yourself to play that literal masterpiece of a game :)

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@talmagefever It kinda tastes like tea but maybe that's just psychological priming

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@hankgreen @SciShow mention Ponda Baba and/or Dr. Evazan, the duo who "doesn't like" Luke in the Mos Eisley cantina and has the death sentence on twelve systems. Just be careful

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@j3nny_smith1 dental care has been an element of modern society for much longer than you may think. the ancient Romans used human urine to wash their teeth. pre-agricultural societies likely needed dental care much less than we do today due to shorter lifespans and less sugary and acidic diets

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@IwriteOK A morbid concern I've had: are you at all worried about the enormous crowds of all Biden voters congregating on the same day as many armed fascists are going to be angrier than normal?

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@ContraPoints Mutual aid and community defense, educating the working class on material conditions to increase class consciousness, organization into robust leftist parties, and Minecraft, roughly in that order.

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@ContraPoints attitude can increase perceived libbiness but lib philosophy has to be there to be a lib.

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papageno is literally just an incel

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happy #NationalPuhskintiDay everyone squint and eat your pasketti

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uhhh well mr police man if you’re not supposed to do that then why are they called jack off lanterns smdh