AllisonWonderland

Desperately hanging on to what remains of my hope, optimism and love for people.... Nope. Not today, Allison!!

[AllisonWonderland @AlleyPee]

@PopperKingTV @TekSavvyCSR @TekSavvyBuzz This poem speaks to me this morning. Beautiful work! Lol

[AllisonWonderland @AlleyPee]

@Peter_Muscat @TELUSsupport Restart didn't help me either. Looks to be widespread

[AllisonWonderland @AlleyPee]

@Peter_Muscat @TELUSsupport Same

[𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016]

the type of hug that chokes out your every demon.

[Sam G @ItsSamG]

I just had a full conversation with my dog about why the mailman is allowed to walk in our street so as you can see quarantine is going really well

[Emmy Bacon 🇨🇦 @EmmyStar79]

If you're ugly on the inside, I don't care what you look like on the outside.

[Emmy Bacon 🇨🇦 @EmmyStar79]

You dirty buggers just like saying caucus.

[Emmy Bacon 🇨🇦 @EmmyStar79]

Me: I'm not going to say anything.

Also me: Says something.

[Regina Carpaccio @ReginaCarpaccio]

Me at 20: I can handle anything life throws at me

Me at 34: *crying because someone took my good pen*

[HSIC @JustMrsScorpio]

People who are self aware af, are my people.

[Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ @maryfairybobrry]

Coworker: I just signed up for a marathon to start the New Year
Me: [having just renewed my Netflix subscription] Same

[Emmy Bacon 🇨🇦 @EmmyStar79]

I use red heart emojis and Idgaf what it means.

Take my love fuckers.

[Candace H. @stalingradsnow]

Hmmm. Drawing lines or crossing them?
Decisions, decisions.

[Sam G @ItsSamG]

I love how we are all pretending it wasn’t 2002 like 18 minute ago

[Cats Against Humanity™ @CatsVsHumanity]

I just find it annoying how [insert everything]

[Sam G @ItsSamG]

Christmas cookies build muscle. No need to Google it. I’m an expert

[Sam G @ItsSamG]

*changes relationship status to Its Complicated because he called Baby Yoda an “ugly looking thing”*