Kid Guinea Pig

A-bomb, a registered superhero. Look it up.

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

*Obama sighs heavily*
No Joe, you can't have $500 million to determine whether an asshat is a hat for your ass or an ass you wear as a hat

[Kid Guinea Pig @AlliKat28]

You can't help me.

[Friedrice Nietzsche @tinynietzsche]

My doppelgänger thinks it's only fair that I dig half the grave.

[Kid Guinea Pig @AlliKat28]

V for Vendetta is definitely my favorite movie of all time. Without a doubt.

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

*stands up in movie theater*
I hope you all realize the real Guardian of the Galaxy....is Jesus.
*crowd boos*
YOU'RE ALL GOING TO SPACE HELL

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

[airport sniffer dog barkin]
"Step to the side pls, sir."
[nervously]
"There a problem?"
[rubs dog tummy]
"My dog thinks you're an asshole."

[Kid Guinea Pig @AlliKat28]

3M Championship, 1st hole.
Teeing off soon - Gary Player, Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicholas.
I'm so happy.

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

*walks up to whiteboard covered in complex unsolved equation*
What can I, a simple janitor, do about this
*draws giant dick*

[Kid Guinea Pig @AlliKat28]

Being it here right now just reminds me how much people my own age weird me out.

[Kid Guinea Pig @AlliKat28]

Apparently I'm a snob because I like the major leagues better than the minors.

[Sosa @69hunna]

A person with amnesia starts to remember about dre, his family is crying with happiness

[Kid Guinea Pig @AlliKat28]

Re- rewind. When the crowd say bo, selecta.

[Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott]

Robin: "Clowns to the left of me, Joker's to the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with you."

Batman: "Shut up."

[Kid Guinea Pig @AlliKat28]

It's nights like these that make me contemplate taking up drinking, because the pros of doing it seem to outweigh the cons.

[Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13]

Tee ball is like my life. Things have been put on a tee for me to achieve success, but I knock them off, run the wrong way, & piss myself.

[Age of Computer @scawn_]

Kirsten Stewart makes me super uncomfortable