⚜Allie⚜

the whole thing is a poem, all of it

[⚜Allie⚜ @AllieArizona]

“Some people can read War and Peace and come away thinking it's a simple adventure story. Others can read the ingredients on a chewing gum wrapper and unlock the secrets of the universe.”

[Chris Fleming @chrisfluming]

guy who somehow owns a wolf

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Taurus it’s almost your time baby

[⚜Allie⚜ @AllieArizona]

@FitFounder No it doesn’t

[helena riley @freshhel]

Evry day im like “What is going on” then i go to bed

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked my Year 1 classes to tell me a joke;
Here is my analysis.
A THREAD

[Moses @MWashingtonSC]

Just made $1400 in my sleep, I’m built different.

[MJ Franklin @heyitsfranklin2]

me, explaining my productivity schedule to my editors

[Ben Marshall @notbenmarshall]

I GOT VACCINATED!!! 🙏🙏

[kt @katiopolis]

dating men under 25 is self harm

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

how tf did i take all those classes when i was in school?? now if i have one meeting and get groceries the same day i fall apart

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

this is all of us when drivers license comes on

[Justin Hicks @Hicks_JustinM]

Lord, please grant me Taylor Swift’s level of productivity.

[⚜Allie⚜ @AllieArizona]

@MisterPreda You could say that about any day and I would agree

[helena riley @freshhel]

Just met a guy named declan. nothing can prepare u for this

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

ur weird as hell if ur one of those people like "i hate cats." whats ur problem bud. they literally have little paws

[Irene Tu @irene_tu]

I love to ask 7 friends for advice and then just go completely rogue.