ALLIE

i am really prone to making stupid decisions

[ALLIE @AllieCaps]

@abbyguy04 @ClimateHuman You realize it’s not individuals causing the climate crisis, but major corporations? They are the ones that are continuously polluting and destroying the environment, and the change needs to begin with them. We individuals have already been doing our part for years.

[farbood @farbood]

the simplest, most direct and honest explanation of jazz

[ceciarmy @ceciarmy]

Está atrapado en un bucle temporal del que no puede salir.

[katie @spongebobfan360]

wow.... is this real??

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Yeah TikTok is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook and Teams

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

First they came for the em dash and I did not speak out. Then they came for the Oxford comma…

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

If that brave corgi story is AI I'm going to burn everything down.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me after looking at my transaction history and realizing everything actually adds up, no one stole from me

[Rachel Charlton-Dailey @RachelCDailey_]

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

[ned! @nedsore]

the shower is the alternate dimension where I realize I'm low on shampoo but as soon as I step through the curtain I'm transported back to this dimension where all my memories are wiped like in severance and I won’t remember i’m out of shampoo until im back in the shower

[ALLIE @AllieCaps]

My most boomer opinion is that self serve car washes are a scam, why should I pay to WASH MY OWN CAR??? They shouldn’t exist. What happened to just regular old car washes????

[ALLIE @AllieCaps]

If you have a big ass head, sit in the back of the fucking boat god fucking damn

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

I won’t be at the Golden Globes this year, Liz. I’m working on my one-woman rendition of ‘Dracula’ where I’ll be playing 23 roles.

[ash 🌙 // liam 🕊️ @buddiestiel]

“oxford comma is a big sign of ai” you can pry the oxford comma out of my cold dead hands idc i will never stop using her

[ALLIE @AllieCaps]

Putting my phone on do not disturb 24/7 is my go to move

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Hail the Oxford comma

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

A man created this work called "What I'm Seeing" and it turned out great.

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

the week between Christmas and New Years Day

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

lmao get loved loser

get absolutely fucking treasured

[Vic Mensa’s Orange Tree @KammyTaughtYou]

It may be because I’m an elder but ion like the bootcut nails. Stop that.

[໊ @meishato]

everybody in the grocery store is my enemy and i will not be elaborating