Allie Dintelman

My Twitter is boring. Don't waste your time.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

“I can’t breathe.”

Those were George Floyd’s last words.

We cannot let them die with him. We have to keep hearing them.

We must not turn away. We cannot turn away.

[Allie Dintelman @AllieD_96]

@danielle_armey What you mean tho?? Lol

[Allie Dintelman @AllieD_96]

Me to me: "You're an educated woman, why you act so dumb?!?" 🙃

[giocki @giocki]

"ur so chill" thanks i gave up

[Allie Dintelman @AllieD_96]

My cat managed to unmute my Zoom lecture and rip ass in my face. Unfortunately, my whole class heard me call her out on it 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ #collegelife

[Allie Dintelman @AllieD_96]

Less headaches, more orgasms.

[Allie Dintelman @AllieD_96]

At first, I disliked the fact that people put their names on records when they first bought them back in the day. Now, I'm trying to let them know their babies are in good homes 🤘😎

[wingtip @itswingtip]

yeah so pfizer is more of a body high and moderna’s a little heady and better for like creativity and studying

[Allie Dintelman @AllieD_96]

@TheStourbridge @tompettyluke

[Allie Dintelman @AllieD_96]

How you gonna ask your fellow officer if he got injured when there is a dead man under your fucking knee?? P.S. the fellow officers response was "Just a scraped knee". #ChauvinIsGuilty

[Allie Dintelman @AllieD_96]

@sweetieebabyy It's hard to be humble 💁‍♀️

[Allie Dintelman @AllieD_96]

@BaileyforMo Perfect 😁

[Allie Dintelman @AllieD_96]

@kuhl_km @tompettyluke @tompettyluke your lucky I'm never on Twitter! 😂

[Allie Dintelman @AllieD_96]

@BaileyforMo So when we doing this?? 😊

[Allie Dintelman @AllieD_96]

@BaileyforMo @tompettyluke Your gonna need that windshield juice in this situation 😂

[Allie Dintelman @AllieD_96]

@BaileyforMo Absolutley gorgeous!! 😍

[Allie Dintelman @AllieD_96]

@tompettyluke 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[Allie Dintelman @AllieD_96]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Hey there,
Fuck you!

[Allie Dintelman @AllieD_96]

@BaileyforMO 10/10 😁, except for the information stations lmao