Emo Cowpoke🥸

btw my account sucks.

[Emo Cowpoke🥸 @tompettyluke]

Life is a bucket of shit with a barbed wire handle.

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

i know we’re a few days in but imagine he kills a different ceo every day until christmas

[Emo Cowpoke🥸 @tompettyluke]

I hate the cold, but god damn if I ain’t tired of dealing with these Texas rattle snakes. 🐍

[Emo Cowpoke🥸 @tompettyluke]

I failed relationship always feels like much more of a waste of time when they didn’t even put you onto any good music🙃

[BowTiedYukon @BowTiedYukon]

I followed a school bus this morning on my way to the gym

Not a single kid in the back gave me the finger

The new generation is soft

[doxie @doxie_gay]

close enough, welcome back Jesus Christ

[Emo Cowpoke🥸 @tompettyluke]

https://t.co/dPQ9dPtv1h

[Emo Cowpoke🥸 @tompettyluke]

I didn’t realize being a dick for brains moron was a requirement to be a water plant engineer, but I’ve been an operator long enough to see a clear pattern. 🤬

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

. ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎

[Emo Cowpoke🥸 @tompettyluke]

I love my girlfriend, but I hope to god no one tells her about in helmet intercoms for the motorcycle🏍️ she be yappin

[Emo Cowpoke🥸 @tompettyluke]

Slimming down and bulking up 💪

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Thinking about the 1911’s made entirely from a Meteorite

[candy court 🎃🍬🕷️ @elliottsmjth]

are cigarettes actually bad for you or is that another liberal lie

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

Have another beer king 🫡

[Emo Cowpoke🥸 @tompettyluke]

Girls that are into bald guys give me the ick 🙃

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Lips Of An Angel themed karaoke bar where the only song people can sing is Lips Of An Angel by Hinder