Allie Weigel

[meghausen 🦷 NYC 9/27-9/30 @meghanapolis]

When did the r-slur come back into everyone’s vocabulary stop it

[✩𝐁𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐬✩ @BaileyBootles]

Christmas is so much prettier when you have astigmatism ☺️✨🥲

[Sad lad 🇵🇸 @inomn_]

being new at a job is so embarrassing for no reason😭😂

[Catholic Answers @catholiccom]

I'm a simple person. Jesus Christ starts a church, I stay in it

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

i would like to take part in a scheme. not a pyramid one, just a lil heist or something

[hea @HeagenSteed]

my bf cannot ride in the car with me he wanna be a drivers ed teacher so bad

[sharon @topelsharon]

it used to be me 😔😔😔

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Happy new year to my friends. And a bad new year to my enemies. And a medium new year to people who are probably nice but walk too slowly

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

Happy New Year from me and my boo! 🎉🥳 Wishing you all a year filled with happiness, love, and good health.

[Sarah Larson @asarahlarson]

Does anyone else have the condition where someone explains a game’s elaborate rules and your mind just becomes a kind of dial tone

[mitchy @mitchoo_oo]

got a full set to teach the hotties how to defend themselves….he’s a king for that

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

Shout out to whoever invented chips I like them a lot they are very good

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

me: *puts item in the bagging area*

robot: “PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA”

me:

[Allie Weigel @AllieIfland]

@SiennaWingerson Haha I miss you❤️

[Trisha Paytas @trishapaytas]

I literally wake up everyday feeling like a princess.

[Allie Weigel @AllieIfland]

@SLuerman Well.. did you chug it? 😂