Allie

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[Allie @AlliePringle]

I’m not sorry for how much I post Dolly

[Certified gayBob @certifiedgay69]

sorry i Can’t hangout my clothes look fucking stupid on me

[m. @moseason_]

Only lames be hollering about they’ll never come to Chicago because they don’t want to be killed. Nobody is coming to kill you while you take selfies at The Bean, Sharon. Lame ass.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

I keep my cats indoors because one of them is just a sweet little guy who needs to be protected from the world, and the other would commit crimes

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT"
WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

they should invent a good thing that happens to me

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“They say a cat that misbehaves is a cat that feels safe.” I repeat that to myself while cleaning up my cat’s latest crimes against me and my house.

[𝓘𝓒𝓔 ❄︎ @be_like_ice]

I think going to a cat cafe when I have a cat at home must be what going to a strip club when you're married feels like.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

cats will be like “i know a spot” and then stand directly on your areola with the weight of their whole entire body

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

When a cat wraps around your arm and bites you and starts doing bunny kicks that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SleepyManny Man if you’re going to be mean and least get it right. I smoked crack. I would never have wasted coke on snorting it.

[alexander the pretty good @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

as a beautiful woman, i shouldn’t know what sharepoint is

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

Sorry I’m late I had to give my cat a million forehead kisses

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

Logging onto the dark web (teams, outlook, and excel)

[🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @Scoobydouchebag]

Happy birthday, weed

[crittur @miwwmiu]

I’m not addicted to nicotine I just really like it a lot

[cole @juul_survivor]

I need to be put on a PiP but for my personal life

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

Most of you are familiar with the “Irish goodbye” but some of you aren’t familiar with the “Irish hello” it’s when I say yes to plans and never show up. Slainte