Allie Presher Brown

UC Davis 2018 | Cornell DVM 2024; if you don’t like my personal self, you won’t like my professional self. 100% Allie, 100% of the time. (No affiliations.)

[Empress 🖤 @drrdemon]

Med school is such a weird combination of “you must act like a fully trained physician” and “you are a stupid child who cannot be trusted”

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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS DISNEY??

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I always get hyped to put Frozen on and then it starts and I’m reminded that it starts with basically a kidnapping that is never discussed again and end up distracted by that for the rest of the movie

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@hoodecologist That’s where I grew up!! Congrats!

[Rebecka Brasso, PhD @DrBirdLady]

🎶 Guess who’s back, back again. Wisdom’s back, tell your friends 🎶

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@fakeQrampage She’s not really being weird in this picture but I promise she is a weirdo in general

[pussydestroyer @laniisonfire]

The H in STEM stands for happiness

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@realQrampage @barbscass That’s my 30th birthday!!! I’ll send you many happy thoughts while pretending I’m not crying inside

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🚨🚨🚨UPDATE🚨🚨🚨 THE QUEEN PASSED THE BAR

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Hats off to @nympheaas for graduating FUCKING LAW SCHOOL!!!!! A true queen 👑

We’ll meet in person someday (I’m thinking 6/10/23) but in the meantime I’ll be proud of you from afar.

[Allie Presher Brown @Alliebird_]

First surgery tomorrow, wish me luck!!!

[Alexis Nikole Nelson @blackforager]

Not only is wandering unsafe for kitties, but cats really do a number on the local fauna!! They’re tiny lil killers, and while that behavior is super cute when they’re chasing ribbon toys, it’s less cute when they’re catching birds, lizards, and smol animals for sport!!

[Allie Presher Brown @Alliebird_]

@venterinarytech Just reviewed my notes from our anesthesia unit and that was never mentioned. VIN also doesn’t specify that specific fluids should be used. I can email the anesthesia dept and ask about it if you want, but I think the doctor who said that was misinformed.

[Allie Presher Brown @Alliebird_]

Not me trying to like someone liking my tweet 🤦‍♀️ it’s fine I’m fine everything’s fine

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Finally listening to the new @taylorswift13 album, and my cats are VERY intrigued.

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In today’s episode: my inability to send emails until they are ✨perfect✨ which culminates in them never being sent until a day when FUCK IT overrides my anxiety and I send 800 haphazardly written emails out into the world

[Allie Presher Brown @Alliebird_]

I got diagnosed with ADHD last fall as a 28 year old woman and I’ve spent the last year playing a fun game of “is it my ADHD or a coping mechanism or just my personality”

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I’m sure I’ll regret saying this as the test gets closer but we’re starting our urology unit and I’m STOKED

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@stanlivy Damn dude, let a girl dream 😭

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I hate it when people ask me what’s new. Nothing. Nothing is new. Vet school is a constant low level pain that never ends. Ask me again after I graduate.

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@statsigfig I mean that’s huge. Discount hummus is nothing to sneeze at. My closest Costco is an hour away, so I’m gonna live vicariously through you for the coming week of cheap hummus meals.