Empress 🖤

Insufferable but correct 😌 Views and opinions are my own and do not represent my institution. nothing I say is medical advice. she/her.

[Empress 🖤 @drrdemon]

While I was getting tattooed over the weekend, there was a No Kings protest going by the shop and a Ukrainian artist just sighs and says, “your people need to learn about fire”

[Empress 🖤 @drrdemon]

You get one life. You should experience what it is to do everything you ever dreamt of when you were a child. Nothing compares. Every accomplishment is meaningful, whether there’s a child involved or not. You will never experience a greater love than the one you find in yourself

[𝒹𝓇𝒾𝓏𝓏𝓎𝓁𝒾𝓉 @drizzylitfw]

highly recommend owning a cat because it makes dealing with every negative emotion a little bit easier. it's difficult to feel the full weight of crushing reality when a little freak is doing olympic laps around your home after taking a loud shit

[Empress 🖤 @drrdemon]

@girlonfire296 Good idea, I’ll ask my vet. I think (hope) most people are able to evacuate in the event of natural disaster but have a few pet sitters on hand

[Empress 🖤 @drrdemon]

If you’re single and have an incredibly unfriendly cat, what do you do with it during natural disaster activation? Hospital says I cannot bring her with me 🥲

[Empress 🖤 @drrdemon]

@ntradsteminist I’m stressed about no one being able to get to my place and/or no one being able to catch her if they do 🥲

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

I'm a psychologist with ADHD and this is my number one ADHD life hack.

Take the damn stimulants.

[Empress 🖤 @drrdemon]

@rehabibitation But what if you are working? Like if I’m at the hospital for 48 hours, where does my baby go

[Empress 🖤 @drrdemon]

@fuqekgs @itss_rikki I have had other students ask to buy my amphetamines hahahha

[Empress 🖤 @drrdemon]

Med students keep asking if I want some of their ❄️ and I was not aware that I seem cool like that, as though my heart wouldn’t immediately explode lmao

[Empress 🖤 @drrdemon]

@Madhur2090 Cocaine lol

[Empress 🖤 @drrdemon]

Also it is clear I have been too chill with them in my attempt to be approachable if they’re offering me drugs lolllllll

[Empress 🖤 @drrdemon]

@itss_rikki Right?????? First of all, med students do ❄️?!? Thought we were all just a bunch of nerds 😭

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The capitalist obsession with rapid growth at all costs is literally the function of cancer cells.

[kat⚢ @katziix]

yall are always flaming bisexual women with boyfriends but never bisexual men with girlfriends.. i wonder why

[kenzie 🩷🤍🧡 @ofmpsychiatry]

the pitt characters as things to never say when someone just came out

happy pride!

[Empress 🖤 @drrdemon]

@noodlepre My recently deceased laptop is a MacBook Air that I purchased in 2010 😂 so really anything will be more efficient than it was towards the end (RIP sweet angel, you got me through part of college, my master’s, my MD, and two research fellowships)

[Empress 🖤 @drrdemon]

Where should I buy a new laptop (thinking MacBook Air?) to replace the laptop that bit the dust 🥲 Apple Store? Best Buy? Costco?!

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

If true this would be a huge win for feminism. Women are grossly underrepresented in the dictatorship and authoritarianism fields

[kat #1 @kothlon]

Every male doctor i serve makes 500,000,000,000 a year doing heart valve surgery and has to buy his beer with crumpled up ones because he’s in the middle of a turbo divorce and his wife is watching his beer expenditure