Allie

pepsi hater | lice free since ‘05 | former lactose intolerant | knows how to spell restaurant without autocorrect | quarterback of the household

[Allie @Alliehoooad]

@LoppyRae william barfée core

[Allie @Alliehoooad]

i could never be a
mysterious girl because my posture looks like this…

[Allie @Alliehoooad]

eating a hard boiled egg in an airplane should be punishable by law.

[Allie @Alliehoooad]

i’ve never been more convinced of this one thing… people on facebook marketplace do not know what a loveseat is

[Allie @Alliehoooad]

@porterairlines super disappointed with your communication. a flight full of people waiting at the gate, no info, no airplane, no gate agents… all for a flight that was supposed to leave 45 minutes ago.

[Allie @Alliehoooad]

people who say @kevinjonas can’t sing clearly haven’t heard left my heart in scandinavia and that’s all i’ll say about that.

[Allie @Alliehoooad]

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, @nonamebrands has never let me down

[Allie @Alliehoooad]

#RealestPersonOnEarth
doesn’t get much realer than this… (plz give me a vacation)

[Allie @Alliehoooad]

what’s my roman empire? the titanic, thank you for asking.

[Allie @Alliehoooad]

ok fine, i’ll say it. dogs with blue/grey eyes kinda freak me out.

[Allie @Alliehoooad]

what’s phil of the future up to nowadays?

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it’s just gone for me, nowhere to be found… #LoveIsBlindLIVE

[Allie @Alliehoooad]

@netflix #LoveIsBlindLIVE

[Allie @Alliehoooad]

if @netflix tells me one more time my internet isn’t working when i know it is because it’s letting me stream everything else on netflix, im gonna lose my mind. #LoveisBlind

[Allie @Alliehoooad]

@netflix what do you have to say for yourself?

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@hermona613 just say you don’t have a passport bro

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@hermona613 he looks like he paid for his blue check…

[Allie @Alliehoooad]

english muffins don’t get enough hype.

[Allie @Alliehoooad]

nowhere do i have more road rage than in the drive thru line

[Allie @Alliehoooad]

when I’m in the car listening to your podcast, it’s no longer your podcast. It’s OUR podcast.