AlligatorArmsYo

Alligator Arms only cares about one thing...setting the world on fire.

[AlligatorArmsYo @AlligatorArmsYo]

I'm doing promotion at Comikaze for our show at The Lexington tonight. Come stop by and say hi, nerds.

[AlligatorArmsYo @AlligatorArmsYo]

If Bonecrusher starred in The Wizard of Oz, he would have been the Neva Scared-Crow.

[AlligatorArmsYo @AlligatorArmsYo]

Champagne for my real friends.
T Pain for my sham friends

[AlligatorArmsYo @AlligatorArmsYo]

@BrodyJenner Bitches ain't shit but lips and slits. #CrushPuss @SIPodcast

[AlligatorArmsYo @AlligatorArmsYo]

RT "@peteholmes Who the fuck does this guy Robert Tran think he is?"

[AlligatorArmsYo @AlligatorArmsYo]

@gregorybehrendt Great set last night Greg. I want a pet kangaroo now.

[AlligatorArmsYo @AlligatorArmsYo]

People on Tindr are so fat they build flavor profiles.

[H. Michael Kre @howardkremer]

What's that? You're gonna wait until next weekend to seek water?! Wrong! Lose Your Swimginity before the 4th! #LYSB4T4

[AlligatorArmsYo @AlligatorArmsYo]

This won't be emberassing at all on the future...

[AlligatorArmsYo @AlligatorArmsYo]

Currently rewriting Chris Rock's Bring The Pain so midwestern audiences will like it. It will be called Bring The Palin

[Keith Carey @keithtellsjokes]

#FF @SweetWheatPete @davetotheross @damianholmess @connormcspadden @joedosch @JamarNeighbors @HanaMichels @LibertyinNK @AlligatorArmsYo

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#EsuranceSave30

[AlligatorArmsYo @AlligatorArmsYo]

Thank you. I appreciate the kind words.

[Anastasia Washington @AnastasiaW]

@AlligatorArmsYo lol I consider it a good thing. altough im not married so it may be strange. Awesome performance at Nerdrocker's Ball!

[Anastasia Washington @AnastasiaW]

Woke up with @AlligatorArmsYo song because I'm married stuck in my head lol

[AlligatorArmsYo @AlligatorArmsYo]

@AnastasiaW hopefully that's a good thing and it doesn't drive you crazy.

[Derrick Lemos 🏳️‍🌈✊🏽 @DerrickLemos]

#FF@HanaMichels @dougdrieseljr @Youngjakeadams @andy_sell @GlennWool @connormcspadden @roberttran04 @AlligatorArmsYo @KayMarvin @mikekplease

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@_mcchris I'm a big fan.I'm a comedian and you inspired me to write this song. http://t.co/1IToiZ5lHV

[AlligatorArmsYo @AlligatorArmsYo]

@diplo Im a comedian and I remixed one of your songs to perform on stage. Its called Telling Lies. http://t.co/UyoRcwTimp

[AlligatorArmsYo @AlligatorArmsYo]

@SWAIM_CORP My name is Alligator Arms. Here's a link to one of my songs. http://t.co/khZ0tLoA4B