Allina Skye

Writer丨Half-Korean丨All American丨Blue jean baby丨L.A. lady丨Seamstress for the banned

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The bar may be low, but that’s no excuse to crawl under it.

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Both have aged so well. Not surprising to those who saw their documentary, Interview with a Vampire.

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@phenlix @TheCinegogue In the Mood for Love.

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Heavy fiction consumption can make you a catharsis addict.

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If you give a group one direction, they can usually follow it. If you give them two, be prepared to lose half.

[Allina Skye @AllinaSkye]

It’s hard to like yourself in bad lighting. You’re going to be depressed if your bathroom mirror looks like a David Fincher film.

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Snark is not charm.

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People lie about their interests. Look at how they spend their excess time.

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The onslaught of cultural mediocrity is exhausting.

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There’s nothing frivolous about an appealing image.

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An e-celeb is like an e-cigarette. It’s not the real thing, but it’s something.

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Quotation marks can make an unremarkable statement look profound.

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Liking things ironically usually leads to actually liking them.

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Walk through the bookstore with a thermos full of alcohol and take a swig every time you see one of the following words:
girl, lies, fires, elephants.

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Sorry “recommended shelf,” I just can’t read what you tell me to.

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@TheStoicEmperor The tragedy of Twitter.

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Nice people don’t have children who write autobiographies.

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I always hope new shoes will be magical, but they never make me a different person.

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I’m not interested in reading about critics. I want to read about people worth criticizing.