Allison Beaumont

[Allison Beaumont @AllisonBeaumont]

To@DetEddieAlvarez, eat it. You can share a room with Walsh at Belvue

[Allison Beaumont @AllisonBeaumont]

To @detJasonWalsh, If the flan is old enough that the restaurant that made it went out of business, I'd say it is officially too old to eat

[Allison Beaumont @AllisonBeaumont]

Hey @detjasonwash, how old is this flan? Has it been refrigerated. Need details. #savetheunusuals

[Allison Beaumont @AllisonBeaumont]

FINALLY back to work! If I don't clobber a guy soon, I'm coming for you @DetHenryCole!

[Allison Beaumont @AllisonBeaumont]

To @CaseyShraeger, haven't seen Tudors, but right now I'm watching Lost season 3. Going stir crazy. Can't wait for doc to let me come back.

[Allison Beaumont @AllisonBeaumont]

Hospital food is akin to @DetJasonWalsh's food. My nurse has Twinkie breath. I gotta get out of here before I break her arm for a Twinkie.

[Allison Beaumont @AllisonBeaumont]

How can I get the Slap Chop Rap on my iPod. I need it for my work out mix. http://tinyurl.com/SlapChopRap

[Allison Beaumont @AllisonBeaumont]

Ever just wanna bop a couple of perps heads together like they're the Three Stooges? Well I just did, and it's even better than you'd think.

[Allison Beaumont @AllisonBeaumont]

Sweat mustache '/w\'

[Allison Beaumont @AllisonBeaumont]

1,237 @detJasonWalsh and P.S. I'm not going to involve myself in your prank war. Learn how to change computer settings yourself!

[Allison Beaumont @AllisonBeaumont]

@DetHenryCole, cool. Ur the best. C U soon.

[Allison Beaumont @AllisonBeaumont]

@DetHenryCole, have to swing by and pick up Dispatch. Need you to cover for me a little longer.

[Allison Beaumont @AllisonBeaumont]

@theunusualsnyc, no problem. I'll swing by and pick you up. Let me just tell @detHenryCole.

[Allison Beaumont @AllisonBeaumont]

@DetHenryCole. Really? You're gonna lecture me on timeliness? I thought you were Mr. Live and Let Live.

[Allison Beaumont @AllisonBeaumont]

@detHenryCole I'm running late. Cover for me. I'll get you coffee.