Casey Shraeger

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To DetEddieAlvarez wrapped or unwrapped?

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To @detjasonwalsh. Flan is bad. It starts bad. It ends bad. #savetheunusuals

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Quick! Does anyone have any good euphemisms for testicles? I'm working on a... thing.

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Last week I had a nightmare I was on a boat. Now I am. Should I expect to show up to the squad naked tomorrow too?

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Woke up thinking about clowns. Not sure why. Maybe cause my dad used to call everyone he hated a clown. Deep.

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Caught some of The Tudors last night on Showtime. History as soft porn. @AllisonBeaumont have you seen?

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Arrested a guy today, said he hears voices. What do they say, I asked. Always the same thing. Paper or plastic. No wonder he killed someone

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Just watched the Squid and the Whale because Walsh said it was the best cop film of the last thirty years. Joke's ok me, I guess.

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Is anybody else loving the Great Northern album?

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Just a few more hours to go on my double shift. @detjasonwalsh is home sleeping. Bastard.

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About to start a double shift. Wish me luck. I'm already exhausted.

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Ugh, I'm into the last few hours of a double shift. Can't wait to go home and make out with my pillow.

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Sweat mustache is creepy looking @TheUnusualsNYC but I must agree. '/w\'

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Listened to @NPRamericanlife this weekend. Really good episode "Mistakes Were Made." U hear this a lot as a cop. Fingerpointing.

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Just finished The Glass Castle by Jeannette Walls. I couldn't put it down. Such a non-blinking look at hardship and family disfunction.

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Shooting report comes in on Monday. It'll be good to have it behind me. I wonder what week two will bring at 2nd Squad.