Allison

Don’t sweat it, tide stick will get it ✌🏻

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious month between covid waves

[prance @bocxtop]

don’t understand ppl who are productive during the weekend, weekends are for feeling weird and wondering if ur friends hate u

[Allison @AllisonElmore]

I can be at home happily cleaning and listening to music all day but as soon as Jordan comes home I can no longer tolerate cleaning and I become a monster 😬

[The Dogtors Office @DogtorsOffice]

RT if you have checked on the labs today

[Dom @Domasaur_]

I can’t tell if I need to hit the gym or get hit by a car

[prance @bocxtop]

cannot take “runner’s high” people seriously. have u ever actually been high? what the fuck are u talking about

[Allison @AllisonElmore]

@emkerry PREACH 🙌🏻

[Allison @AllisonElmore]

@emkerry Plz tell me more

[Allison @AllisonElmore]

@emkerry You can have a standing reso at our house. The island is a true challenge

[abby govindan @abbygov]

August is like if Sunday were a month

[Blackout Barbie @Blackout_Barbie]

I was meant to be rich, I can tell by the way I spend money

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Vaxxed, waxed, and overreacts 😎

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Hey um does anybody know what’s gonna happen

[Allison @AllisonElmore]

@emkerry People will go get other vaccinations and take preventive medicine to go to other countries very willingly but it’s fucking ridiculous to ask them to get vaccinated against Covid or show proof 🙄

[Allison @AllisonElmore]

Vaccine passports are not a thing. AN IMMUNIZATION RECORD IS THOUGH!! My university and every nursing job I’ve had have asked for a copy. This is not a new concept.

[tate @50FirstTates]

it’s actually easy to wake up every day feeling great when you’re completely out of touch with reality

[Allison @AllisonElmore]

I completely gave up trying to cook when I started dating Jordan so now when I make myself something simple like bacon and eggs I am simply blown away by my ability to feed myself