snackery binx

Chief of Staff. Yoga teacher. She/her.

Opinions are mine alone and subject to change as I learn & grow.

[Sera Koulabdara @SeraKoulabdara]

YES

[snackery binx @AllisonJPalombo]

"Ultimately, it's a more informed consumer and the benefit to the consumer far outweighs the cost to a funeral home." - @ErinWitteCFA 🙌#FuneralsFTC

[snackery binx @AllisonJPalombo]

Sorry, but there's no way someone is accidentally buying an Hyundai while researching a Porsche online... Personal rule of thumb: if someone uses MySpace in an anecdote about online behavior, they may not be the best authority on how the internet works in 2023....#FuneralsFTC

[snackery binx @AllisonJPalombo]

"Most people [...]when they go to a funeral home website, they're not going there looking for pricing."
Why would people be looking for something they haven't historically been able to find online? #FuneralsFTC

[snackery binx @AllisonJPalombo]

Just because historically consumers haven't shopped online or by price for funerals today, it does NOT mean they won't change their patterns in the future. We know if people *can* save money, they will try to. #FuneralsFTC

[snackery binx @AllisonJPalombo]

Don’t ask me to listen to boy genius rn. I won’t survive it.

[snackery binx @AllisonJPalombo]

@AntifaDiPalma I don’t say it lightly when I say, that man changed my life! Literally the best professor and college experience I had to date.

[snackery binx @AllisonJPalombo]

Someone needs to tell Great Northern BBQ that they can be either a neighborhood noise nuisance OR they can have overpriced mediocre food. But not both.

[snackery binx @AllisonJPalombo]

Frequently when I find myself making a bad decision on emotional matters, I remind myself how much therapy costs and that I am wasting money if I don’t do what I know to be the healthier decision. Anyway, I’m sure guilting myself into growth is healthy.

[snackery binx @AllisonJPalombo]

@AntifaDiPalma Love these updates lol. I saw you at chomp I wanted to ask about your cat but didn’t want to be weird lol. Def a tortellini stan

[snackery binx @AllisonJPalombo]

Paris smells immediately of piss and trash and I love it.

[snackery binx @AllisonJPalombo]

How does this city take itself seriously with places called Goodge, Tooting and Wapping. Absurd.

[snackery binx @AllisonJPalombo]

A lovely lady at the museum yesterday told me my sense of style was just “lovely” and currently my pockets are lined with gluten free pasty. Basically I’m not coming back.

[snackery binx @AllisonJPalombo]

I am LIVING for this tv show where Brit’s just react to British TV.

[snackery binx @AllisonJPalombo]

@AntifaDiPalma Lmao. That’s for people in like Florida.

[snackery binx @AllisonJPalombo]

@AntifaDiPalma I was too tired to get any video. Some old man being rude. But I would like the nominate the attendant working the Virgin Atlantic counter at BOS gate E9 last night for sainthood.

[snackery binx @AllisonJPalombo]

I think I’m about to witness one of those real life airport meltdowns. 👀

[snackery binx @AllisonJPalombo]

Hating on Rhode Island Party Pizza is anti-Italian sentiment and I’ll die on that hill.

[snackery binx @AllisonJPalombo]

The algorithm needs to stop marketing engagement rings to me. For the love of god.

[snackery binx @AllisonJPalombo]

Is there an Outlook integration that can take all the exclaimation points out of emails before they send? Asking for a friend!