Allison Piatt

[Allison Piatt @AllisonPiatt]

Eduardo: *buys me a candy bar*
Me: *puts it away to eat when I am craving chocolate*
Eduardo: *finds my candy bar, eats it*
Me: *craves chocolate* *cant find candy bar* *dies*

[Allison Piatt @AllisonPiatt]

Got my windows wide open waiting on the mailman to bring my fashion nova package that I’ve been waiting on for 2 weeks

[Allison Piatt @AllisonPiatt]

Ok now that I’ve announced my pregnancy, I just want to say that being pregnant two years in a row is HARD

[Allison Piatt @AllisonPiatt]

Fashion nova needs to stop playing w me & put my order in the mail now

[Allison Piatt @AllisonPiatt]

@pulte Me & my family please $ap61996

[Allison Piatt @AllisonPiatt]

@pulte $ap61996

[Allison Piatt @AllisonPiatt]

@delbs__ Burrito supreme w no beans, chicken quesadilla, and a Pepsi

[Allison Piatt @AllisonPiatt]

@nayxonicole Oooo I know you were rocking them boots too 😍😍 miss you!

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)

[Allison Piatt @AllisonPiatt]

Trying to pack a house while taking care of a 6 month old is almost impossible 😭

[Allison Piatt @AllisonPiatt]

@LinnnnBlowww This better be them hinting that they’re bringing snackwraps back

[Allison Piatt @AllisonPiatt]

@pulte $ap61996 paying off my student loan debt would change my life and help me better myself and my family!

[Allison Piatt @AllisonPiatt]

@CashApp $ap61996

[Allison Piatt @AllisonPiatt]

THIS IS THE ONE!!! Whole timeline is people changing their profile picture

[Allison Piatt @AllisonPiatt]

Pretty sure every employee at the Georgetown McDonald’s is a special breed of stupid.

[Allison Piatt @AllisonPiatt]

@j_desparrois Them people were NUTS

[Allison Piatt @AllisonPiatt]

@j_desparrois “I’m picking you both to be the godmothers of my nonexistent twin girls”

[Allison Piatt @AllisonPiatt]

Is it too early to buy my baby an easy bake oven cause I am ready for it 🤣 those little desserts are lowkey so good lol

[Allison Piatt @AllisonPiatt]

@pulte $ap61996 ❤️🎄